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Short Joke Thread Jokes that are less than 5 lines - POST THEM HERE ; PLS READ 1ST POST

#251 User is offline   shenweiyangtze 

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:22 PM

Lol, this thread is quite amusing.
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#252 User is online   snapple! 

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 07:28 PM

Where does the captain hide his armies?
In his sleeve-ies
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#253 User is offline   Jun_Raaargh_ 

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 04:07 AM

For koreans~

What do you call a really gay rainbow?





























Mu-Ji-gay
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
























wasab-bi~!
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... sorry for the lameness xD
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#254 User is offline   JENNUH 

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 12:30 AM

i love coming to this thread biggrin.gif
jokes are hilarious laugh.gif
"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face... You must do the thing you think you cannot do." - Eleanor Roosevelt
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#255 User is offline   x__nga 

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 07:44 AM

aw, thanks for the fun jokes, it made me laugh =p

here's one, its prob not as funny lol


What do you call cheese that's not your cheese?
NACHO CHEESE




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#256 User is offline   Joey88 

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 02:40 AM

Gingerbread hang himself up
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#257 User is offline   k7azn09 

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Posted 04 December 2009 - 08:32 PM

What do you call a mouse that eats rice?

A MICE!!!

yea i know it's lame. made it up myself. biggrin.gif
Be FAITHFUL in small things BECAUSE it is IN them that YOUR strength LIES.
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#258 User is offline   filipino26 

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 07:49 PM

QUOTE (Ya` @ Jun 23 2007, 02:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

i thought that was pretty sad


haha i get it, its quite funny actually smile.gif

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#259 User is offline   torteca 

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 01:23 AM

Why Penguins can't fly?












Cause they do not have money to buy airplane tickets!
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#260 User is offline   Spackle 

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 04:58 AM

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops after three ho's.
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#261 User is offline   reverie_ 

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 09:12 PM

QUOTE (Spackle @ Dec 21 2009, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops after three ho's.


haha, oh snap.
i love it.
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#262 User is offline   Spackle 

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Posted 22 December 2009 - 09:24 PM

"If Kanye could steal the mic, is Taylor really Swift?"
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Posted 24 December 2009 - 09:14 AM

Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife sa ys 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'


Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad,
'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad sa ys , 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..'
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Posted 24 December 2009 - 10:52 PM

Boy: Are you one of the wonder girls?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Because I want nobody, nobody but you.
Girl: I'm sorry but I am from 2NE1.
Boy: Eh?
Girl: Cause I don't care eh eh eh eh, I don't care.


ph34r.gif *facepalm* I just tried.*facepalm* ph34r.gif

I saw this somewhere, I forgot from who.


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#265 User is offline   shinjasu 

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 02:22 PM

QUOTE (tinchiq @ Dec 25 2009, 12:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Boy: Are you one of the wonder girls?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Because I want nobody, nobody but you.
Girl: I'm sorry but I am from 2NE1.
Boy: Eh?
Girl: Cause I don't care eh eh eh eh, I don't care.

haha, I love lyrics-jokes XD
AKTF.<3
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#266 User is offline   Shin_Ramen 

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 07:56 PM

Why did Shin Chan cross the road?

CUZ HE'S SHIN CHAN

XDDDD =DDDDDD THAT CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME!
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#267 User is offline   saqua 

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 10:31 AM

What's the same about a plum and an elephant?
-they're both grey, except the plum!

haha ..yea its lame
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#268 User is offline   taaaaay 

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 12:57 AM

What did the cat say to the hot mama?
MEOW
^ because it's a cat.. lol mellow.gif ph34r.gif biggrin.gif
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#269 User is offline   Xiaoba1tu 

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 04:36 AM

Not short jokes but some pictures.



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Posted 25 January 2010 - 12:14 AM

QUOTE (tinchiq @ Dec 25 2009, 06:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Boy: Are you one of the wonder girls?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Because I want nobody, nobody but you.
Girl: I'm sorry but I am from 2NE1.
Boy: Eh?
Girl: Cause I don't care eh eh eh eh, I don't care.


ph34r.gif *facepalm* I just tried.*facepalm* ph34r.gif

I saw this somewhere, I forgot from who.



LOOL i acctly like this one
it would be a corny pick up line HAHAH .

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