[YO ITZZ JASONN]

a black and a mexican are in the car. who's driving?

THE COPS.

who shot alicia keys?

No one, no one, no oooooonnnneeeee.

[kor3an__]

What did the bread say when it hit the wall?
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.
.
.
Bhang!

[lakorns]

how do you dial 9-1-1?

I don't know either.

[YO ITZZ JASONN]

how do you dial 9-1-1?

I don't know either.

what? i don't get it ..

[iamsars]

What did the gun say to the bread?
Bbang


















(bbang = bread in korean)

[zomgitschu]

what do a blonde and a hammer have in common?

they're both tools!

[rromeo]

what did the purple octopus say when he walked into the bar?










Ow.

[tomatotooty]

who score the best in the class test? june, july or ella?

ella.

because.. under my umbrella
ella ella A(eh) A A

[t2azngirl]

okay now
this ones 4 my viets

where did the pig go when he died
















To Heo

hell=heo
heo means pig in Vietnamese

[alligatortears]

A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.

The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."


http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/11/sex-report-card.html

[★★★]

A bear on a unicycle in a clown suit with a duck on its head goes into a bar

and the bartender says 'What is this,a joke?"
: ))

[mochi.]

I'm sorry, I just had to post in here xD I'm just in the mood. Yeah, these are the jokes I heard from my friends. They said it at random times so when it randomly came up I laughed so hard. You guys might think it's pretty lame though, haha. So sorry for the lameness =____=




Q; Who are Kanye West's brothers?
A; Kanye North, Kanye South, and Kanye East!






Q; What's a caterpillar afraid of?
A; A dogapillar!





Q; What do gay kids eat for breakfast?
A; Queerios!

That was the lamest of all. Credits to my friend Kevin, LOL.





Yeah, sorry for the lameness =_____=

[daisyy]

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?



...'Ow.'

[shwinlewin]

OMGGG All this jokes are hilarious!!

I have a couple but these are from a variety of sources.. one in particular... yakitate japan! Omg watch that anime...filled with soo many lame jokes

What do you call the bread made by japanese?

Ja-pan!

(this is a play on the word pan which means bread in japense)

What is the other name for Table Tennis?

Ping-Pong (sfx : Ping PONG!!)

The second joke is better said than typed -.-;

[jinballer_05]

-what did the fish say when he ran into a wall?-

dam.

-Three guys had one wish each. For the wish to come true they had to jump from a ledge and yell out what they wanted and they would land in it.

The first jumped off yelled gold. He landed in a pile of gold.

The second jumped off and yelled cash. He landed in a pile of cash.

The third ran and was about to jump when he slipped off the ledge... SH*************t.

[thisismyv]

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?



...'Ow.'

lmao. that took me a while... fail. But it was funny!! ^^;

[justiiine]

puaha~ MEN! they just don't get it ((:
^________________^

[x0_saturn_0x]

How do you get all 493 pokemon on the bus?



You poke 'em on

(pokemon)

---

XD I thought it was cutee
*pokes*

[JunRi<3]

I had this hilarious and crazy history teacher in 8th grade, and he always looked up jokes and told them to us.
One time he was gonna tell a joke, but he said it wasn't appropriate. Heh, well we forced it out of him. lol it's lame and mean, but the entire class laughed at it..... including me.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?






Well, you'd run away too if your name was ASGGLADHKSkffj

[Luxtoraa]

^ Haha, you remind me of my violin teacher. When I had my arm broken and couldn't play we told eachother jokes to fill the lesson. I told:

Inuit are eskimos. Eskimo is just a mean word, meaning raw meat eater while inuit means human.
Inuit mother and son were in their igloo. The Inuit mother told her little son a story. "...and little Jack Horner sat in a corner..."
The boy interrupted. Mom what's a corner? ^^

And then my teacher said, ah, I know a joke but it isn't under 18...
Tell me anyway!
Ok...

There was a man who went to Spain for holidays. He went to a fancy restaurant and said to the waiter. Waiter, what's today's special? The waiter replied: Well, the penis of the bull from the bullfight is delicious. The tourist told the waiter to get him this menu. After eating the tourist thought it was reaaal delicious. So next week he came back. He told the waiter, bring me the penis menu. After eating the tourist was happy, because it was so delicious.
The next week he came back again. Waiter, bring me the penis menu. While eating the tourist complained. Waiter! Why does it taste so disgusting? Well...today the torrero lost... That cracked me up, cause my teacher isn't the type for such jokes