The Three Little Pigs
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, “… and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said,
‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house’?”
The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said, “He probably said, ‘Holy mini cooper! A talking pig!’”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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The Three Little Pigs
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Posted 06 June 2007 - 04:37 PM
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 12:01 AM
Hahas, cute little boy 
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 12:03 AM
Ahaha that's cute ^^
I like the boy's answer.
I like the boy's answer.
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 11:24 AM
first grader`s normally don`t talk like that so i didn`t really find this funny.... =)
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 12:28 PM
ahahaha, i found this cute.
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:45 PM
i think mini-cooper was originally a cuss word. XD but it probably had to be changed to something more appropriate :X
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Posted 25 June 2007 - 08:19 PM
sadly... i found someone that did talk like that... a 1st grader >.<
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Posted 26 June 2007 - 09:30 AM
it wasnt that funny =p but i would've probably sed the same thing
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Posted 26 June 2007 - 10:10 AM
LOL
nice answer xD
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 07:39 AM
LOOOOOOL!
i think that is very funny! Lolss, if my student said that i'd be stunned too
i think that is very funny! Lolss, if my student said that i'd be stunned too
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 07:47 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thts funny
if my kids said tht id be like HAHAHAH
thts funny
if my kids said tht id be like HAHAHAH
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 07:49 AM
it's more cute than funny, but his answer was adorable^^
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