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#1 User is offline   vBui 

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 06:36 AM

There was this boy in high school that was what you would
consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement
of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look
what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of
soil and instantly grass started to grow.

Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked
his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.

His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then
dad would have to buy him a convertable.

Dad agreed.

The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his
dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told
him that he had something to show him. They went to the front
yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.

The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."

The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari is
from your mother."
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 11:59 AM

ROFL haha wow the mother was sure pleased laugh.gif
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Posted 07 June 2007 - 12:41 PM

I want a car too, haha. X3
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 11:23 AM

she was sure pleased lol
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 12:02 PM

Oh my . Hahaha maybe I should invent something =x
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:46 PM

hmmm.. anybody know the formula for that.. penis growth? wink.gif maybe i can get a convertible! w00t.gif
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Posted 11 June 2007 - 12:42 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH NICE!!!
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Posted 11 June 2007 - 01:13 AM

ROFL, hella funny. I wanna be a scientist now!
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 09:39 PM

nnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiccccccccceeeee.

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 09:42 PM

Whoa! I'm so taking chemistry! LOL!

That was a funny one.. didn't expect that eh
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 09:47 PM

nice! now theres a reason to become a geek wink.gif
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 09:50 PM

loll.. atfirst.. i thought maybe the mother something bigger for her like her boobs..
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 10:03 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL XDD niice XD tongue.gif
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 10:27 AM

HAHAH i wish i was that nerdy xD
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 10:45 AM

LOL. man i need to invent something now. i want a new carrr
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 11:53 AM

LOL. hee hee hee hee. happy mother!
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 08:32 PM

thats one is a nice one hahah I wanna make something and get rewarded like that !
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 08:39 PM

niiiiiice that boy is dayyyyyumned lucky!
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 08:41 PM

wait i still dont get it..
so the son gave the vial with the potion or whatever and made his dad's thing grew?..
and why did he get his wife a car? o_o...

i'm sorry, i'm slow at these things xD
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Posted 17 June 2007 - 09:14 PM

haha wow.
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