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Your Original Jokes aka jokes you made up

#1 SOURCEofSMILES

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 03:41 PM

I have 2

What's the company called that makes trout-flavored gum?

troutdent. If you don't undestand why it's troutdent say it out loud.

What's a bookworm's favorite fruit/food?

liberries same, if you don't get it say it out loud

yeh my jokes are really cheesy

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#2 Crispy

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 07:13 PM

QUOTE(SOURCEofSMILES @ Jun 17 2007, 06:41 PM)

What's the company called that makes trout-flavored gum?

Bankrupt.

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#3 KooZyAnn

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 08:22 PM

QUOTE(Crispy @ Jun 17 2007, 10:13 PM)

Bankrupt.

lol I like that one.

#4 -- CRYSTAL.

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE(Crispy @ Jun 17 2007, 11:13 PM)

Bankrupt.

nice rewrite it made me giggle

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#5 OMGitzYOU

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 01:08 AM

who runs faster? the lion king or the cheetah?

the lion king cuz he moofasa

(heard from friend)

FnF!

#6 iilovekimjeonghoon

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Posted 23 June 2007 - 03:07 AM

LOL @ Crispy.

Hehe I like yours OMGitzYOU and i think your library joke was cute SOURCEofSMILES.

#7 belle_kd1413

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 07:25 AM

moofasa!!

ahahaha!!

made my tummy ache!

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#8 HyeYeon

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Post icon Posted 11 August 2007 - 02:38 PM

Made by me and my friend:

Once there was a banana and an apple walking down a road.
Suddenly the apple got hit by a car.
the banana rushed her to the hospital.
The apple was in a coma, so the banana asked the doctor, "Is she going to be a vegetable?"
The doctor answered, "No.. She's still a fruit.."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! ROFLOL~

(ps: if you didnt get it, when people lay in a coma, there's a chance for them to become a "vegetable", a state where they are paralyzed and all, but can still feel and think and so on...)

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#9 tiffanitrix

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 04:07 PM

^ lol that was cute

darn. i can't think of any.

#10 hipopdancer

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 04:09 PM

these jokes r cute.
i wanna see more!

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#11 JFaith

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 10:14 AM

Haha, that's cute.

Can't really think of any...

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#12 ...MoMcMaster<3...

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 11:43 AM

that lion king joke was hilarious!!!!!!!! i can't stop laughing. hahahaha.

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 02:23 PM

QUOTE(OMGitzYOU @ Jun 23 2007, 03:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

who runs faster? the lion king or the cheetah?
the lion king cuz he moofasa

(heard from friend)

#14 elevatormusic

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 02:25 PM

haha
these are really cute
i cant come up with jokes
i just laugh at them

i hate when there's a seemingly interesting story but i can't read through it because the writing is SO. BAD.

#15 ritzy!

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 04:16 PM

QUOTE(OMGitzYOU @ Jun 23 2007, 05:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

who runs faster? the lion king or the cheetah?
the lion king cuz he moofasa

(heard from friend)

LOLOLOL!!!

that is so funny LOL. idk but i alwya found that name funny =p

and

@the veggie joke.. cuz i feel bad for those ppl

not from me ! but ther was a post back then, heard by a little kid, i think he was the poster's brother or some kinda connection.. not EXACTLY the words but it was like.. you're so ugly if you were bricks you'd be the great wall of china.

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#16 nobody knows

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 04:59 PM

it's not a joke thingy
but I do it when I'm playing volleyball

everyone knows what an "ace" is right? (it's when you're serving and you get the point-- like they miss the ball or they just don't get it over the net)

every time we get an ace
I run up to the net and go
"YOU JUST GOT SERVEDDDDDDDDD"

alsooo. Every time we get a point (in general not ace though)
I run up to the net and say
"WE JUST OWNED YOU LIKE A PIECE OF LANDDDDDDD" (then say just kidding after)

>_> yeah. Everything relates to volleyball, somehow... (and somehow all the people laugh at me when I do it T_T)

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