The English is kinda broken and I don't get some of the jokes... ><"
Hope this is still funny though.... Enjoy!
*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR
*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 10 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not ..
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing experiment with a cockroach. First he cut one of its legs and he
told the cockroach to walk. "WALK!". The cockroach walked.
Then he cut its second leg and did the same thing. The cockroach still can walk.
Then he cut its third leg and did the same.
Lastly, he cut its fourth leg and ordered it to walk! But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut four of a cockroach's legs, it becomes deaf.
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.
*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board "* **WASH** **BASIN* "
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : Imagine that you're on the 20th floor in a building, the building caught on fire and how will you escape?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..
<-- Lol, I like this one*MUTHU.....the practical man...*
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why?
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge that wrote "*PRESS*" on her right chest ...
and he did it !
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