[Ya`]

Story 1

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country . . .we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . . "

Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."




Story 2

A teacher asks a student to use the numbers 1-10 in a story.

"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush
out and want to 5 with me. I run until I feel 6 and
throw up. I go to 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at
him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he
run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and
left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am
6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4
work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I
don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1".

[Kennedy]

I like the first one, dear. But I died on the second story. Lameow. Nice try. XDDD. I'm telling you! Post up tinikling! KAHAHAHA.

[1tym_kangta]

haha the first one was HILARIOUS!!!!!(spell'n check haha)

the second was kinda confusion but funny at the same time too hahah

[kher]

LOL! i love these.....the first one killed me.....thanks for sharing!!!

[YUNA!]

LOL at the second one!!!!!!!!!! XD except what does #8 stand for? @_@

[bonbons]

^I think 8 is eggs? not sure XD

but 1st one is really funny hahaha

[xl0v3juicy]

I liked the first one HAHAHA!! The 2nd one... I was more confused o_o.

[RawrDesu]

hahah the first one was funny LOL! Mississippi

[Ya`]

I like the first one, dear. But I died on the second story. Lameow. Nice try. XDDD. I'm telling you! Post up tinikling! KAHAHAHA.

idk i liked the 2nd one! dude....not doing the tinilking O__o;;

[babi_gurl]

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
tatt was sooo funni
i actually lol!=)

[violacrazy]

LOL..... love the way to spell mississippi... xD

then that number one hehe... nice accents...

[KDramaFreak]

hahahha omg the first one was hilarious xDD

[bbyxwinnie]

the first one was funny, but i kinda had trouble with the 2nd one.

[Joanne <3]

Lololol @ the first one. Nice! Hahaha. I didn't really get the 2nd one.

[CriticalHit]

LOL thats cute, I spoke them all out aloud

[pwincezs]

the first one cracks me up!
LOLS!

[inconnu!*]

LMAO! The first one is funny.

[intoxicate.]

nice to read the first one again lol
the second one is kind of cute xD

[jeehyun.kim]

lol.. the first one was funny.. second one.. harder to understand..

[trangx]

hahha the first one was hilarious. i didnt get it at first but then when i got to the end i re-read it and yeah i got it. now..

the second one was so cute! hahah