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#1 User is offline   j3n1f3r 

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Posted 14 July 2007 - 11:51 PM

Funny Away Aim Messages:

1. I just fell off my keyboard while surfing the web, I'll be right back.

2. I threw rocks at the campus clown again, so if the police show up at your door, we never had this conversation...

3. I'm busy right now but leave your name and number so I can throw it away.

4. I'm having a staring contest with the wall. It's harder than I thought! Anyway, when I win, I'll be back.

5. I'm not talented enough to scratch my butt and type at the same time and I'm not talented enough to type and pick my nose at the same time.

6. If I'm not back in 10 minutes, avenge my death.

7. I'm stalking you, that?s why I'm not here.

8. Kidnapped

9. Doctors say that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its consequences. brb

10. Currently unconscious.. Try again later.

11. Nature is calling and Im answering

12. Ahhhh! The phone cord is attacking me!

13. Hey I am on the phone with my boyfriend who is obviously more important than you are! Just kidding! Leave me a message and I will IM ya back!!!!

14. Frolicking in the shower with midgets...be back when they're done washing me!

15. Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap.

16. I am either eating food, staring at food, poking my food, playing with my food, cooking food or throwing food.

17. BrB, thinking of an away message.

18. A Is for Alochol, B is for beer. For one of those reasons, I am not here.

19. I'm out with my Chess Gang. Yeah, I'm in a gang... I do what I want.

20. I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up my whole brain.

21. Jesus is my homeboy.....so Im hanging with him.









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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:17 AM

HAHAHA!!! Number 4 is a good one XD I'll use that one LOL
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:52 AM

hahah yep lol.. some are funny though...
im using the other ones too hahaha
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 07:03 AM

xDDD.. I love no.6.. avenge my death x]!
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 08:36 AM

PUAHAHAHA.
I really like no.7 LOL.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 10:56 AM

number 9 is hillarious xD
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:06 AM

Hahaha! I like #2 the best XD!

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:16 AM

lol...

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 11:18 AM

if i actually read number 7..
i would constantly be looking behind me
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 12:42 PM

aahah they're funny, thanks for sharing xD

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 02:06 PM

haha #9 makes me laugh sooo hard.. xD hahahahahahaha


i'll use that one xD
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 04:31 PM


QUOTE
15. Eating... because fat kids are harder to kidnap.
19. I'm out with my Chess Gang. Yeah, I'm in a gang... I do what I want.
21. Jesus is my homeboy.....so Im hanging with him.

^--- LMFAO! Those cracked me up. biggrin.gif I love #15, tho. Lmfao.



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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:42 PM

haha i tried number 15 on my friend...
and his reacion was just like @.@
haha they're funny ^^
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 09:46 PM

hahah thats funny.. im gonna use some
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