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#1 User is offline   NewEmpire 

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Post icon  Posted 17 July 2007 - 09:41 AM

Old Mans Sperm Count
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A 85 year old man went to the Dr.’s office to get a sperm count.The Dr. gave him a jar and said,” Take this jar home and and bring back a semen sample tomorrow .”
The next day the old man reappeared at the Dr.’s office and give him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day . The Dr. asked what happened and the old man explained…
” Well Dr. it’s like this - first I tried with my right hand but nothing then I tried with my left hand but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help , she tried with her right hand and then with left hand but still nothing. then she tried with her mouth first with teeth in and then teeth out .But still nothing.We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with her both hands then with her armpit and she even tried squeezen’ it between her knees,but still nothing.”

The Dr. was shocked ,”you asked your neighbor?” The Old man replied ” Yep, and no matter what we tried ,we still could not get the jar open”
HAHA what were you thinking???
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 11:24 AM

....LOL

Hey man the title is even dirty though.
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 01:40 PM

hahaha ...

At first I thought it was dirty ...

then when I read armpit, I knew it was the jar ...

Still good nonetheless ... Me and my dirty mind. xD
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 01:42 PM

rofl
surprising ending

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Posted 17 July 2007 - 02:17 PM

lol.. that was a surprising ending. no wonder they used their armpits.
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 02:36 PM

I KNEW IT! I'M NOT DIRTY MINDED LMAO!
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 11:03 AM

Cool guys.

anyway, how about this one?
who enjoyed more
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 12:01 PM

haha old joke... but still funny untill now biggrin.gif
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 02:28 PM

Poor old man XD They're all weak LOL
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 03:14 PM

i knew it had to be something like that x]
Your love makes me want to walk on water, journey to the center of the Earth, sleep on the clouds, and kiss you. Now, only ONE is possible, and that one is the BEST one.

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