On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the copilot to speak with the woman. The copilot went to talk with the woman, asking her to move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
The copilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered into the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the copilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
Hehe no offense to intelligent Blonde ppl XD
Another Blonde Joke~ Blonde in first class
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 10:14 AM
LOL hahahahhaah
lol ahahhahaha
that just made my day XD
lol ahahhahaha
that just made my day XD
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 10:26 AM
T______T wowwww, hahaha.
Wasn't that funny, but made me smile.
Wasn't that funny, but made me smile.
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 01:07 PM
^^same here. thanks for sharing!
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 01:58 PM
LOL haha~ that wasn't bad it was kinda funny
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 02:39 PM
LMAO oh wowwwwwww! 
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 02:41 PM
wow....lol.........nothing else to say XP
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 03:26 PM
LOL aww haha..
so dumb =]
so dumb =]
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 03:31 PM
hahahahaha. LOL. wowwies, she's stupid. xD
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 10:06 PM
sry if the joke offends any1 
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 03:43 AM
Lol....good joke XD thanks for sharing
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:53 AM
BAHAHAAAH!
Thanks for an awesome laugh!!
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:37 AM
LOL.... that's so funny~
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:01 AM
hah..nice one
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 11:53 AM
haha, i figure it out before reading the last sentence. 
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:04 PM
HAHAHA omg xD
She`s soo guilable xD
She`s soo guilable xD
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 01:16 PM
lol, that was pretty blonde.
lmfao >.>
lmfao >.>
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 05:45 PM
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
LOLS love this line.
LOLS love this line.
