Thinking I Was Like Some Crazy Ass Angel.

#1 hailing from ny

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:17 PM

So I was chillin at my crib one day. Mindin my own business while the popo patrollin. I was straight chillen wit a flat spliff. Everything thing was poppin in my brain floatin crazy like; floatin like crazzzyyyyyy. All of a sudden I get a dream goin and its like Jessica Beil was be all ova me. Bein all seductive and tryin hard to make me like that. And So I think I like dem white girls. None of them asian women, I like white. So I wake up get in my whip and cruze to the club. Then I go to my chick she be from Taiwan and I roll to her crib. I tell her, I like white, we no more. So she slapped me and then I get arrested because the popo patrollin and catch a China man. So I got mad charges brought against me for chillen, driven while high. White chicks be TROUBLE!!!!

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:21 PM

Pass me that joint you be smokin' cuz I want a puff of that magic green.

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#3 deportedkorean

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:25 PM

QUOTE(kiss me deadly @ Jul 20 2007, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Pass me that joint you be smokin' cuz I want a puff of that magic green.

seriously...

...man, i usually understand "gangsta talk"...but yours made no sense to me whatsoever.
"Bein all seductive and tryin hard to make me like that"
...what?

you're an asian guy acting like some gangsta that likes white girls.

#4 akiralove

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:26 PM

what the...i dont really get this :/

#5 donporkuloin

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:27 PM

QUOTE(deportedkorean @ Jul 20 2007, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

seriously...
...man, i usually understand "gangsta talk"...but yours made no sense to me whatsoever.
"Bein all seductive and tryin hard to make me like that"
...what?

you're an asian guy acting like some black guy that likes white girls.

Funny story. Lmao.

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#6 deportedkorean

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:31 PM

QUOTE(donporkuloin@yahoo.com @ Jul 20 2007, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Offeneded. I'm Black, and not all Black guys talk that way.

Easier to say he's influenced by the media's portrayal of a Black guy, and how some Black guys act.

Funny story though. Lmao.

its a stereotype...
...but its not like white people talk that way (except for malibu's most wanted, buckwild, etc...exceptions). i'll change it to "gangster" though.

i was going on the race thing though since he was turning twinkie on us (not to mention he was stereotyping in a diff thread)

#7 J~pop*star1

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:38 PM

uh....I really have no idea what I just read lol...I think you need to go take a nap and let the high go down. blunts = internet....no...>_>

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:39 PM

QUOTE(deportedkorean @ Jul 20 2007, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sorry. I realize it is a stereotype, but I thought you were being literal.

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:39 PM

QUOTE(hailing from ny @ Jul 20 2007, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

the popo patrollin and catch a China man. So I got mad charges brought against me for chillen, driven while high. White chicks be TROUBLE!!!!

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#10 paulinee

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:55 PM

so, was this a fantasy or something..

Nice title though.

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#11 xsilentangel

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 05:01 PM

i have no idea what i just read

and do you talk like this in real life?

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 05:05 PM

QUOTE(donporkuloin@yahoo.com @ Jul 20 2007, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sorry. I realize it is a stereotype, but I thought you were being literal.

no biggie...*thumbs up*

#13 wasabi29

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 05:07 PM

Yo yo, whatsup brotha !

You thinkin Biel chick got hots for ya

But white chicks aint have hots for wannabes

They want the real deal

You aint real enough hommie

Peace Out

I tried.

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#14 deportedkorean

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 05:09 PM

^LOL...

*claps*

it was a GREAT try.

#15 xsilentangel

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 05:11 PM

nice try wasabi29.. but i just reread this and it's freaking hilarious....

#16 Rosechime

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 05:29 PM

I feel you brotha. Word up, fo'shizzle my nizzle. Mi crib, es su crib.

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#17 BoatsAndBirds

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 05:40 PM

i dont really know why i'm wasting time here
but dude, please refrain from being so uneducated. uncool

"yo yo dawg" really annoys me. i'm a dancer and i don't even use "yo! that shhhhhh was dope!!"

yeah yeah i'm a "hater" go ahead. "FLAME ON!" haha

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