Christmas Rule~ Wanna No Why?.xd
#1
Posted 23 July 2007 - 11:19 PM
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."~
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." ~
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. ~
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" ~
Playing with the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." ~
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the di*k underneath the horse, instead of on top."~
.Goodnight
#3
Posted 24 July 2007 - 01:54 AM
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#4
Posted 24 July 2007 - 02:56 AM
right?
#6
Posted 24 July 2007 - 05:43 AM
I'm quite confused but then I agree with you two...
#7
Posted 24 July 2007 - 06:22 AM
Yes, he's calling the officer a d**k, it's an insult.
Uckin’ with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas~
#8
Posted 24 July 2007 - 06:39 AM
what a mean cop xD he deserved it LOL
#10
Posted 24 July 2007 - 08:26 AM
God's last name isn't "Dammit!"
#11
Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:09 AM
Yes, he's calling the officer a d**k, it's an insult.
Lol. Just what I thought.
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#13
Posted 24 July 2007 - 11:18 AM
but he gottem! ;P
HOLLYWOOD BOWL 200SE7EN what a night.

#14
Posted 24 July 2007 - 01:49 PM
ohh that little boy has a nice comeback .. xD
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#18
Posted 24 July 2007 - 06:26 PM
sounds like something a friend of mine would say LOL
#19
Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:28 PM
































