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Lost In The Woods Don't ever fall for it. >o<!!!

#1 User is offline   teaispink 

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:43 AM

This is the first time i'm posting a topic in this section. ^^

Ok, I heard this joke from my friend so I wanted to share with you guys. It’s kind of dirty and guys here in Thailand like to use this kind of joke on girls (Just for fun, not for real).

Here is goes:

A female rabbit was lost in the woods while finding her way back home.

Then she met up with a white male rabbitso she went over to ask for direction and the male rabbit said “If you want to know where, then you’ll have to have sex with me first.”

So the female rabbit agreed and gave in. After that the white male rabbit told her the direction so she left for it.

Hopping and hopping she was again lost. Then she saw another brown male rabbit, so she decided to ask for direction again. Then brown male rabbit said “If you want to know where, then you’ll have to have sex with me first.”

Then she gave in again and after that the brown male rabbit told her the direction.

She then heads for that it and was finally out of the woods. After a few months the female rabbit got pregnant.

Question: Guess what’s the baby rabbits color?

(high light to c the answer)

Answer: If you want to know, let me have sex with you.

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When I heard the answer, I wanted to slap him, for making me guess so long, but then it was just a joke. So yeah…. ^^

Hope you liked it.

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:47 AM

ahahaha, not bad....i think imma go use that now....=D
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#3 User is offline   Mushroomx3 

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:57 AM

LOL i was thinking of brown or white.. so unexpected T_T
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:59 AM

daym lol i wanna use it... but ill get slapped D:
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 08:19 AM

LOL, really unexpected sweatingbullets.gif
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 08:22 AM

hahaha
i was gonna guess and say a random colour.. no idea that that would be the answer!
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 08:59 AM

Lmao !! thats so funny ! biggrin.gif
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 10:14 AM

i was thinking maybe light brown since white+brown=lighter brown. argghhh.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 10:45 AM

i was guessing it to be a color.
i wasnt expecting that.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 10:49 AM

ROFL
I was think of Wrown or Brite. mellow.gif

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Posted 28 July 2007 - 11:55 AM

lol that was soooooo random.. i thought it would be light brown x]
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 12:39 PM

laugh.gif Is this some sort of pickup line?!
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:03 PM

Wow, that's charming haha I like it.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:09 PM

Haha. I thought it would be like a totally random color to trick the person. I guess not.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 07:31 PM

lol..

i was thinking like white or black
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 08:07 PM

Haha, that's cute!! XD I was totally expecting it to be some kind of color. Charming pick-up line~. X3
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 08:17 PM

i would've asked what colour the female rabbit was and say patches.
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 08:39 PM

QUOTE(MOOVERDOSE @ Jul 28 2007, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
laugh.gif Is this some sort of pickup line?!


lol, i thought so too. hahah
good one though(:
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Posted 28 July 2007 - 08:53 PM

LOLOL so unexpected...
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 06:14 AM

Ahaha very unexpected XDD
I thought it'd be white or some random color ^^

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