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#1 User is offline   retarded.whale 

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:30 PM

I witnessed a murder yesterday, and it's a good thing that I have therapy today to forget all about it. This is my story:

I was riding home from work today on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything, as we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming, I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced yard were three guys, two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody.

The taller of the two men had a large stick and was about ready to smash it into the downed man’s head again, when the men realized a whole busload was looking at them.

As the bus driver called the police, the other man, who hadn’t been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head, at this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene, the two men got into a car and sped off.



When I came home I was visibly shaken, I told my mom what I had just seen.

Then she got scared and said:
“You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!”
I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
the license plate said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror!
If anything, I could say that this cab was rare,
but I thought “Nah, forget it,
Yo homes, to Bel-Air!”

I pulled up to the house around 7:00 or 8:00
and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
to sit on my throne
as the price of Bel-Air!
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:33 PM

lmao XD
from a scary type of situation to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!
i LOVE that show!
lol.
thx for sharing ^^

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 01:57 PM

dry.gif... oy i was waiting for an answer of it being a sick prank the three did for fun or something. but anyhow, that show used to really crack me up!! happy.gif
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:03 PM

no comment......... dry.gif


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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:15 PM

I don't understand how thats funny.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:21 PM

hahahahahhahahah

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what the hell man..-.- so lame......
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:08 PM

LOL. laugh.gif HAHAHAHA I love the Prince of Bel-Air. This was good... but probably only meant for those who watched the show religiously XD.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:15 PM

Haha. That was amusing laugh.gif But kind of weird all the same.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:19 PM

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:58 PM

Um yeah, lol no comment.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:04 PM

LOL
that change was so unexpected!
hha
i love fresh prince
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:08 PM

Hahaha. This is so lame, but funny.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:16 PM

It's what I call a cold joke.
Lame to the point it's hilarious. XD
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 06:36 PM

i dont get it lol.

btw, i love Fresh Prince xD
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 08:11 PM

........ eh? lol .
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 08:13 PM

lol....? but good twist of the story happy.gif
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 08:49 PM

QUOTE(milk;cloud @ Aug 1 2007, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's what I call a cold joke.
Lame to the point it's hilarious. XD


Hahahahhaa laugh.gif


I don't watch the show much but, I thought it was funny. w00t.gif
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:41 PM

I love the Prince of Bel-Air!!
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:49 PM

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 09:51 PM

This joke is so dumb, but I can't seem to stop laughing.
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