[Green Tea -3]

Flashback to a time not too long ago where love was narrowly within arm's reach.
For reasons unbeknownst even to the highest technologically advanced extraterrestrials, my opportunities would take a turn for the worst similarly to the great depression.
In Harry Potter terms this meant I had to catch the snitch.
Metaphorically speaking the snitch symbolizes the women whom I must capture in order to reap the rewards of my fruitful efforts.
The similarities between Harry Potter and I are strikingly uncanny as both he and I have been destined for greatness!

Fastforward to Aug.5/07
I am tutoring a 21 yr. old female Korean student.
I like tutoring because it makes me appreciate the finer things in life.
I never knew tutoring could be so simple and rewarding.
I usually drive to the downtown library in my BMW 335ci on the weekends.
I have a simple routine which hasn't failed me in scoring ESL students.
As soon as I reach the library, I order my usual mocha frap while flirting with the baristas as I wait for my coffee.
With coffee in hand, I nonchalantly saunter into the library where on any given day it can be swarmed with a myriad of FOBS and students alike.
Usually I scour each floor of the library surveying the domain yet ready to hover any/all potential target tables.
Boasting success that I see potential ESL targets, it's left only to the imagination what then ensues.
I ONLY TUTOR GIRLS!!!
When I see a candidate or just simply a hot babe then I prepare myself to engage in battle.
Each time I gain insight to foolproof ideas at what to say and how to say it in order to reel in my cliental base.
It can be trying at times when communicating with ESL students.
Often times they have difficulties distinguishing certain English phrases.nuances, expressions and jokes.
As a tutor I offer 1 free trial lesson to each potential student so she can see whether or not she likes me and my curriculum.
However, in rare cases, I've been known to offer free lessons if the ESL student is super smoking hot.
With that being said, I also make sure I pay extra special attention to her needs until they are fully met.
I only do this gig in the summer as a part-time job but it definitely beats flipping burgers.
There are many perks to this job such as planning my own hrs, making new friends, helping others.
Talk about a dream job thats wicked gnarley.


There's something special about Korean girls which I can't seem to resist.
Everytime I'm around K-girls it just feels right.
Its as if love is in the air when I'm near them.

She was sitting alone so serenely reading a magazine unaware of how cute she looked.
I just stood there flatfooted like an ogre as my mind wandered off toward the hills.
As I snap back to reality, I devise a plan in order to convince BoA (real name withheld) to commit to a language exchange session.
She had on a very elegant watch which would serve as the perfect backdrop without a doubt.
In order to pull this stunt off I had to improvise off the dome like a freestyle rap artist.
So adjusting to the environment like a Transformer, I roll up to the desk still drinking my coffee and take an energizing sip.
My very presence had cast a shadow which BoA noticed almost immediately.
The situation was getting a little sticky but I was born with nerves of steel.
With a babyface smile that glittered all my pearly whites, I simply asked her the time.
Her melodic voice emanating similar to Enya's caught me off guard but was more pleasing than Beethoven's No.5 Symphony
Disaster would not strike so long as I sprayed AX under my armpits.
Suddenly I reverted into some sort of hypnotic trance gazing into her eyes which were ssangpeul-free.
Anyways, after I'm informed of the time I start busting out the Korean words like a human dictionary.
As I pronounced words like Chingu, Yapuda, Soju, Saranghae, Hembokae and a plethora of others, I dare say any vocal irregularities between myself and an indigenous Korean would be improbable to assess.
Luckily our friendship is ready to blossom into a romantic relationship.
Despite our relationship being strictly platonic at the moment, it's about time I step it up a notch.
One indication we may be closer to becoming a couple is her willingness to refer to me as "oppa".
Outside of our tutoring sessions I even managed to convince her to accompany me for lunch at a nearby Korean restaurant.
We had a blast because she was smiling, joking, giving me the lustful eye, ignoring her phone calls etc..

Heaven forbid the last thing I want happen in this world is to screw up my chances with her.
This girl is as delicate as a vase.
We all know what happens when a vase is dropped..
It crashes and becomes something of the past, meaning what was once a thing of beauty now turns into a pile of useless crap.
What can I do to improve my chances with BoA and is there anything which could lead me astray?
All in all I just want everything to fall into place like the pieces to a puzzle.

Thank you
Kamsamnida

[ms. rachellica]

"giving me the lustful eye" hahahhahaha

[GOOMBA]

amg. you're back. was wondering where you went D:

[Echoe]

Haha, good luck. You never know.

[x__BiHYUL]

...........
someone stop this guy.

[魚燕往返]

um..not to be mean...but do you talk like this in real life? o__O... uh...good luck, I guess.....

[GetM0tivated]

I knew that this was a post from you by looking at the title. I just knew it.

I give you two weeks before you come back with a sob story, telling us how you were wrongfully dumped or something along those lines.

[ladiixxpreciious]

ahh mr green tea, you're finally back, where've you been?
after reading your story, man you should really be writing fanfics, great descriptive words lmao. good luck with that tutor-ee of yours.

[JunRi<3]

Yay entertainment is back~~

[CriticalHit]

Welcome back!!! Haha... sorry I cannot say anything helpful about your situation but very amusing.

[Apri1]

there is nothing more annoying then when i want to learn another language and the person teaches just wants something else. you need to get a life

[Classic Example]

And I was just in the Which Soompiers Do You Miss Thread. Looks like lots of people have wondered where you went. It's simply amazing how you can transition from girl after girl after girl. *cough cough*

[&teekayy;]

...........
someone stop this guy.

LOL


Yeah, seriously, where did you go for a while
Funny

[miss ambrosia x3]

entertaining. but you should really get out and get real girls instead of writing fanfictions in front of your computer. =]

[greentea:vee xo]

So ... how many girls have you gone through this pass month?

[<3goesDOKIDOKI]

i thought you were gone forever.

hadn't we established that you're only 17?
why would a 21 year old korean girl call you oppa?

unless you lied to her about your age.


no self respecting 21 yr old will call any dongseng "oppa".

[Storytime]

LOL. L&R isn't the same without you.

[suki_*]

Welcome back!!!

"I just stood there flatfooted like an ogre as my mind wandered off toward the hills"

LOL ur analogies rockkkkkkkk

[sushiwhore]

your new analogies have made me sicker than ever ...

o_o since when did you upgrade your car? you dont have insurance on it now?


++++++++++++++

and may i add o_o you can talk about getting a tat to look tough, you can say you want a new car to attract girls

BUT YOU SHOULD NOT AND NEVER EVER abuse your rights as a tutor to even think about that

honestly you have no motives in eaching these ppl at all you are so low now for doing that o_o and why you may ask why i am sayin this


becuase i tutor esl students of all ages and i have never ever in my professional life/ job have eer considered a relationship beyond friends with them o_o

they are funny and nice but you can't see them more as your students becuaes you are there to teach them ...
not GET IN THIER PANTS


i want to smack you

[StridingCloud]

i was hoping for a sweet romantic story or something, and i get this...