[Kawaruci]

Some of the jokes are changed from other jokes.. if u've heard of it.. Im sorri T^T

1.Junsoo: Do u have holes on your socks??
Changmin:No.
Junsoo: Then how can u put your feet in?
changmin:......
2.When changmin were just born.
Junsoo brought his bestfriend micky home.
Micky was so confuzed why is changmin crying soo much.
So he asked: Why does he cry soo much?
Junsoo: If I have no teeth,no hair, can't walk, can't talk and if I even people to help me poo, I'll be crying all day long too.
3. jaejoong's asking changmin:" which one is heavyer? A kg of lead or A kg of feather?"
Changmin: A kg of lead.
Jaejoong: No... they are the same.
Changmin: No it's not, to prove my point. I'll throw a kg of feather on your head and after I'll throw a kg of lead. See what you'll say after that.
4.When changmin was 5, he smelled very bad. No one wanted to sit beside him in class.
Teacher: Junsoo, Can please go home and tell your mom to please give changmin a shower. No one can stand him. He smell too bad."
Junsoo: Mom said' changmin came to school to learn. Not for you to smell. He's not a rose'"
5.When junsoo and micky were dating.Junsoo waited for micky for 30 minutes. Finally a motorcycle stoped on front of junsoo.
Junsoo jumped on the motorcycle and start hitting the driver:" Micky, your late again!! ahhh.. Ur sooo late you know!!I waited for soo long."
The driver stopped: um... sorry. I'm just here to ask for directions?Can u please stop hitting me."
Junsoo:" ... Sorry."
6. Jaejoong was sitting on a bench. She saw changmin standing there staring at him.
Jaejoong: Hi, sweety. Why are u starring at me?
Changmin: The bench has fresh paint when u just sat there. I want to see how you'll look like when u stand up.
Jaejoong:......
7.changmin:" In my family. Jaejoong learn piano,and Junsoo learn violin."
Yunho: then what do you learn?
Changmin:learn how to be patience with those kind of noise.
8.Jaejoong: What are you guys doing?
Junsoo: Mom, me and changmin is having a competition of who say the biggest lie. The price in this chocolate bar."
Jaejoong:Omg. You guyz are crazy. I've never lied when I was your age.
Changmin: Mom,,, U win .. here's the chocolate bar."
9.Micky wanted a job. So he went to the zoo.
Boss: If u can make the elephant shake his head,and Nod,and jump in the swimming pool. You'll get your job.
*micky walk to the elephant*
Micky: do u know me?
elephant*shake his head*
Micky:Do u have a hot temper.
elephant*nod*
Micky poked the elephant with the needle.
elephant*ouch. Jumped into the swimming pool*
Boss: Your so violent. I cant hire you.
Micky: Gimme another chance.
Boss: Okay.. but u can't hurt him.Make him nod and shake his head and jump in the swimming pool.
Micky: okay.
*Walk to the elephant*
Micky:Do u know me now?
Elephant*nod*
Micky: Do u still have a hot temper?
Elephant*shake his head*
Micky: You know what to do.
Elephant* jump into the swimming pool*
10.Jaejoong: Junsoo. did u get the result of your test?
Junsoo: yeah.
Jaejoong: how was it?
Junsoo: They can only trick kids with those questions.
Jaejoong: so U did well.
Junsoo: Im a kid. So I got tricked ^^.
11.Micky: Guess how many candy I have in my hands?
Junsoo: so If I get it right. Can I have one?
Micky: Sure. Ill give you both of them.
Junsoo: humm? five?
12.One day jaejoong found a mirror. He looked into the mirror and said" omg. this person look so fimiliar."
Yunho:" lemme see"
Jaejoong:" see"
Yunho:" It's me! U dont even know how I look like???"
13. When DBSK saw ghosts.
Micky: Are u a ghost.
Ghost: yeappp
Micky: help me scare changmin.
ghost:......

Changmin:are you a ghost.
ghost:yeasss~
changmin:just fake it!!!
ghost: I'm a REAL ghost!!!!
changmin:yeah. whatever.
ghost: hey...
changmin walk to the fridge.

Yunho:are you a ghost?
Ghost: yeah!!!!
Yunho: sleep tight.
ghost:.........

Junsoo:Are u a ghost?
Ghost: yeah!!!!
Junsoo:I really need to go. So... lemme use the bathroom first okay?
ghost:......

Jaejoong: are u a ghost?
Ghost: yeahhhh!!!
jaejoong: um... do u have any tissue.

14. When dbsk saw the ring.
changmin eatting shrimp.
Ring: Im a ghost!!!~~~
changmin eatting shrimp.
ring: hey. Dont ignore me!!!
Changmin: oh... do u have food?
ring: no.
Changmin: then go away! dont try to steal my shrimp.

The ring: Im a ghost.
Jaejoong: OMG! Your skin is sooo white.
ring: Im a ghost!
jaejoong: omg! your hair is soo pretty.
Ring: AH! GODDAMN IT! I AM A GHOST!
Jaejoong: omg..!!
ring: okay! whatever.

Ring: Im a ghost!!!
Yunho: I know u r jaejoong.
Ring: who's jaejoong! NO!! Im a REAL ghost!
Yunho: okay. If I know ur already jaejoong. there's no point for you to scare me.go scare changmin.
Ring: Im the REAL RING!!!!!!!
Yunho: *hug* Jaejoong, if u dont stop bothering me, Im gonna make u suffer tonight*raise eyebrow*
Ring: ahhhh!! run*

ring: Im a ghost.
Micky: Im not scared.
ring:(her eyes start to bleed) still not scared?
micky: don't cry just because I said ur not scary. U can still scare other people.
Dont cry just because of simply things like this..........(after 10000 words) okay! dont cry.
ring: ahhhh omg!!! KILL ME!!!
micky: your already dead!!!!
Ring: ahhh *run away*
micky: wow!! you can run!!!!!!!

ring: Im a ghost!
Junsoo:ahhh!! T^T... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!T^T
ring: yes! finally I scared sumone,but... HEY. stop crying...(omg.. the cassiopeias are gonna kill me now)
Junsoo: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
micky: who's crying???
junsoo: wahhh there's a ghost!!!!!!!
micky:who scared my wife? baby dont get scared! is okay!!
ring: is this dude again!! ahhh RUN!!
Micky: Ur a ghost!! ur not suppose to know how to run!


Um... if u like it.. please .... um.. reply ^^.. or add comments..
I know sum of them arnt funny. but maybe I hope u like one or two... ^^
I'll add new once over time~~

[KyOotKrnAng3l]

haha those were funny~ i liked # 8 and 11

[reallyAmused]

3. jaejoong's asking changmin:" which one is heavyer? A kg of lead or A kg of feather?"
Changmin: A kg of lead.
Jaejoong: No... they are the same.
Changmin: No it's not, to prove my point. I'll throw a kg of feather on your head and after I'll throw a kg of lead. See what you'll say after that.

Changmin is wrong, a kg of feathers is still the same weight as a kg of lead. The kg of feathers is just alot bigger than the kg of lead. Throwing both of them at Jaejoong's head will hurt the same.

[Kawaruci]

Changmin is wrong, a kg of feathers is still the same weight as a kg of lead. The kg of feathers is just alot bigger than the kg of lead. Throwing both of them at Jaejoong's head will hurt the same.

it's just a joke sweetheart ...

[BabyK]

Hahaha! You hecka stole 2 of them jokes from 2 of the threads int he humor section XD But i liked the ghost one... SO RANDOM! XD Nice one unni!

[Kawaruci]

Hahaha! You hecka stole 2 of them jokes from 2 of the threads int he humor section XD But i liked the ghost one... SO RANDOM! XD Nice one unni!

um... I havnt read ani of the jokes in this site - - well maybe 1 or two.. but nothing was take off soompi.

[Kennedy]

These were really good. I loved the all, although number nine is a bit familiar. I think there was another joke like that on a forum somewhere.

I love Chang. He's such a smart kid. XDDDD

[Sanura]

^The numbered ones are used jokes. I've heard a majority of them before. The person just replaced the names with TVXQ members.

I liked number 4.

[hipopdancer]

wat do u mean they're not funny?
it's hilarious XD

this cracked me up big time:
Ring: Im a ghost!!!
Yunho: I know u r jaejoong.
Ring: who's jaejoong! NO!! Im a REAL ghost!
Yunho: okay. If I know ur already jaejoong. there's no point for you to scare me.go scare changmin.
Ring: Im the REAL RING!!!!!!!
Yunho: *hug* Jaejoong, if u dont stop bothering me, Im gonna make u suffer tonight*raise eyebrow*
Ring: ahhhh!! run*

omg, my stimach hurts. lmao
i also liked 9,11,&14. esp. the elephant one XD

[xoskwxo]

hehe i reckon they were funny !! i loved number 4 ! LOL ..

[whiterainbowx]

haha they're so cute XD
keke

[sea.jk]

lol, aww those were so cute. i loved the elephant one XD

[deathrae]

Changmin is wrong, a kg of feathers is still the same weight as a kg of lead. The kg of feathers is just alot bigger than the kg of lead. Throwing both of them at Jaejoong's head will hurt the same.

Lol. Yeah, I was thinking of that too.

But then I was thinking - the 1 kg of feathers would be in some sort of a bag wouldn't it? And if that bag of feathers fall onto a person's head, there would be some absorption of the impact right? Because of the material(of the feathers+bag) which allows some space for cushioning the impact? Hence reducing the impact on the head(even if slightly)?

Whereas for 1 kg of lead, there is no cushioning available and hence no absorption of the energy(of the impact) applied on the head?

I don't know, my Physics is not strong enough. A lot of question marks there. ^^;;

But yeah, #3 and #11 cracked me up. ^-^

[BU_RP]

Ring: Im a ghost!!!
Yunho: I know u r jaejoong.
Ring: who's jaejoong! NO!! Im a REAL ghost!
Yunho: okay. If I know ur already jaejoong. there's no point for you to scare me.go scare changmin.
Ring: Im the REAL RING!!!!!!!
Yunho: *hug* Jaejoong, if u dont stop bothering me, Im gonna make u suffer tonight*raise eyebrow*
Ring: ahhhh!! run*

thats sooooo cute<33 i <3 yuhno LOL

[CriticalHit]

HAHAHA I like the ghost ones HAHAH

[L.Li-style]

8.Jaejoong: What are you guys doing?
Junsoo: Mom, me and changmin is having a competition of who say the biggest lie. The price in this chocolate bar."
Jaejoong:Omg. You guyz are crazy. I've never lied when I was your age.
Changmin: Mom,,, U win .. here's the chocolate bar."

....I dont get 11 either.......

HELP?...

The other ones weer really funny though....like the feather and lead one. ^^

[ticteuk.]

haha. I liked the one where the ghost was scared it would get attacked by casseopia for making Junsu cry. These were cute ^^*

[bhebie9]

ahahaha!!! these are freakin funny

Junsoo: Mom said' changmin came to school to learn. Not for you to smell. He's not a rose'

AHAHAHA!! how smart.. neway... thanks for sharing!

[JFaith]

8.Jaejoong: What are you guys doing?
Junsoo: Mom, me and changmin is having a competition of who say the biggest lie. The price in this chocolate bar."
Jaejoong:Omg. You guyz are crazy. I've never lied when I was your age.
Changmin: Mom,,, U win .. here's the chocolate bar."

....I dont get 11 either.......

HELP?...

The other ones weer really funny though....like the feather and lead one. ^^

For #8 --> Jaejoong was lieing about never lieing. That's why he won the chocolate bar. :]

For #11 --> Micky said that he'd give "BOTH of them." Both means how many? TWO. So he was indirectly saying the answer. ^^ (Which was two pieces of candy) So even though the answer was obvious, Junsu didn't pay attention and said "five." =_____=;


Lol, very cute jokes. <3 Thank you for sharing.

[Freshh]

Micky poked the elephant with the needle.
elephant*ouch. Jumped into the swimming pool*
Boss: Your so violent. I cant hire you.
Micky: Gimme another chance.
Boss: Okay.. but u can't hurt him.Make him nod and shake his head and jump in the swimming pool.
Micky: okay.
*Walk to the elephant*
Micky:Do u know me now?
Elephant*nod*
Micky: Do u still have a hot temper?
Elephant*shake his head*
Micky: You know what to do.
Elephant* jump into the swimming pool*

i thought he was goina say, im micky mouse