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Mba V/s Engineer An Award winning joke...
#1
Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:31 PM
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by
an Indian......(i hv no idea how true that is)
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past
three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.
So "Economy of Scale " would be the ideal strategy in that
market.
Strategically such market would be a volume driven market
Financially it would be a low margin market.
From HR point of view we would require huge manpower
What does it tell you?"
The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically"
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"Someone has stolen our TENT"
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by
an Indian......(i hv no idea how true that is)
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past
three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.
So "Economy of Scale " would be the ideal strategy in that
market.
Strategically such market would be a volume driven market
Financially it would be a low margin market.
From HR point of view we would require huge manpower
What does it tell you?"
The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically"
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"Someone has stolen our TENT"
#2
Posted 07 August 2007 - 04:00 PM
Ahahaha. Too bad I'm not an engineer anymore. T__T
Grip me with your eyes.
#3
Posted 07 August 2007 - 04:22 PM
hahah, i tho that was really cute
the mba was too smart/book smart but
lost the common sense to the engineer
the mba was too smart/book smart but
lost the common sense to the engineer
"I am your sky"
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#5
Posted 08 August 2007 - 12:57 AM
oh wow that's a really good joke, I can understand why it would win best joke even if that wasn't true. lol Engineers are the best.. my mummy's an engineer
#7
Posted 08 August 2007 - 06:43 PM
Lol. XD Haha, my dad's an engineer. Really smart!!
Cute joke. :] Thanks for sharing!!
Cute joke. :] Thanks for sharing!!
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#8
Posted 08 August 2007 - 06:49 PM
LMFAO! that was a long explanation before they got to the part where someone stole their tent.
#9
Posted 08 August 2007 - 08:08 PM
hahahaha ahh good one XDD I had to scroll up and read it again! Really clever lmao
edit//oh yeah and they could've had some crazy super-tent with a moon roof *shrugs* lmao
edit//oh yeah and they could've had some crazy super-tent with a moon roof *shrugs* lmao

#10
Posted 08 August 2007 - 11:37 PM
i expected more
since it is a "award winning" joke
it did not makes me LOL
but it good
since it is a "award winning" joke
it did not makes me LOL
but it good
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#11
Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:51 AM
OHH I've heard of this one.. except it's Sherlock Holmes and his assistance/apprentice instead of an Mba and Engineer xD
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#12
Posted 09 August 2007 - 07:46 AM
hahahaha+
the mba guy was so smart!!
hahaha but the engy guy was smarter.
LOL
the mba guy was so smart!!
hahaha but the engy guy was smarter.
LOL
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