[permission4u]

A Woman was out
golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in
a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful
woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the
world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes
only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in
the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in
the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his
and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the
joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down..

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder
than his wife.

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but
think they're really smart.


Let them
continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only
goes to show that women never listen!!!

[Crispy]

Ahahaha, nice alternate ending. >;p

[DuckieE]

haha, nice one! I really liked this joke.

[beaver4ever]

muahahaha. So true....this joke is awesome. Wonder how many girls read on? haha. Like they'll admit it.

[Noochie]

I read on. It's a joke...

[Bk.]

i read on...

lmao...

[Chibi-Dayo]

I did

Haha.
20 characters.

[<vanity>]

lol I read on. and I never listen but I don't think it's a woman thing, it must be genetic, my dad never listens either

[whiterainbowx]

haha whenever i heard that story, i always used to wonder why the man didn't get a milder heart attack...
keke i guess i just never got to see the second part XD

[lovablekrnstar63]

haha
nice..
but women still are smarter, i have to say

[CriticalHit]

HAHAHAAAAA!!! I didn't see the end coming LMAO that made me smile! HAhaha

[Classic Example]

I read on and I refuse to believe it

Haha JK

[bhebie9]

;____; waaaahhh!!!

Truth hurts eh... truth hurts

[tachichan]

LOLOL i like this
funny hahaha

[sea.jk]

lol, i heard the guy version of this too somewhere on here. buuuut i think i like this one better XD

[dhillman]

ahhh lol. that's a good one... =]

[tiffanitrix]

LOL i read on
and i don't believe it.
puahaha

this was the best joke i've heard by far.

[secretwishess]

LOL!
Funny ending(;

[Pinklett]

hahaha, nice nice
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[ChunnieBunnieLover]

ohmygosh.. that last line really hurt..

but i wouldn't wish for a heart attack