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Polite Way To Pee.. asking by little johnny

#1 User is offline   permission4u 

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:48 PM

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?' Peter said, 'I am
sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show
us your good manners?'

I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
you'll get to meet after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.
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#2 User is offline   azn.krn.china.viet 

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Post icon  Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:50 PM

omg that's gross and funny!
omg that's crazy..
if i was a teacher and had a student like that
i would of died or laughter..
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:10 PM

LOL omg wow
very polite biggrin.gif
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:53 PM

ROFLNESS!! Woot...oh man I laughed reading that one. That Johnny sure is witty!
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:56 PM

LOL. polite forreals.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:58 PM

lmao.
wat a very creative way XD

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:50 PM

johnny's what you call a slick pervert. smile.gif
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:58 PM

lol
johnny..johnny...
haha

i wouldv'e laughed so hard if i were the teacher. LOL
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 10:33 PM

If i were the teacher

i would have fainted too!

FUNNY!
Arthur may be a royal prick...
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 10:37 PM

PWAHAHAHA thats so cute?
lols

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 12:23 AM

LOL

20 characters.
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 01:10 AM

OMG! Hahaha! Well.... it's better than saying i gotta go take a piss LOL
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 02:02 PM

Posted before!!

But still hilarious!
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 02:11 PM

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It took me a long time to figure out what shake hands meant. HAHAHAA.
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 02:13 PM

that's always a funny one xD
LMAOO
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 02:55 PM

HAHA Johnny's mind is corrupted XDD But wow he did use vocabulary and a hidden message with it XP
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 05:04 PM

i wonder what johnny's goina grow up to be xD

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 05:13 PM

cool..lol good ole' johnny. =)
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 05:32 PM

hahahah.... johnny johnny johnny....
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 05:56 PM

OMFG XDDDDD
It's polite with a hidden meaning xDDD
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