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Pre-takeoff Announcement On A China Southern Airlines Flight

#1 User is offline   permission4u 

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 03:59 PM

Very high possiblity that it is true,
but I guess all the passengers survived


This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen
to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:


'Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui
speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you
on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.

Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.
It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance
during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are
available to make you feel comfortable.

Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to
fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is
served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us.
Funk kill.'
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 03:49 AM

HAHAA i love these attendants who always make the actual speech sound liek someting else~!!!
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 02:28 PM

lmao! XD
i had a private attedant told me a similar thing on a plane.
i just laughed and she kept staring mellow.gif
lol.
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 02:53 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wow. xD
Accents really suck sometimes I guess. x]
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 02:56 PM

lol
"the airkwaft is going to fry"
HAHA
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:01 PM

LOL... awesome accents xD




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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:33 PM

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:58 PM

HAHAHA that 'funk kill' did it for me XDD I've only been on China Airlines and for my case, whenever the pilot said any message I wouldn't understand a single word. Every now and then I would catch "tuh-boo-lensa" (: that was a safe and reassuring thing to hear
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 08:10 PM

I thought the last line was most hilarious. funny...I thought it would always be "fank kill" rather than "funk kill"
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 09:23 PM

HAHAHAHA that was great XDD
I just rode on a china southern airlines flight from shenzhen yesterday and I couldn't understand 99% of what the flight attendant said in english during the announcements-o-
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 09:32 PM

omgosh LOL. this totally reminds me of my trip to China XD
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 04:39 AM

omg!! i totally heard that once on a chinese airline XD
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 04:47 AM

i dun think it's that funnie...i think it's discrimination to other people who can't speak english properly...well that's IMO...dun kill me...
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 08:43 AM

^ Hahaha lighten up, c'mon.
I thought it was hilarious xD
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:05 AM

funk kill..~
lols! funny!
thanks fr sharing!
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:22 AM

lol these things are funny, esp. when u experience them
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:36 AM

hahah!! thanx for sharing...i had a good laugh~!
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Posted 11 August 2007 - 06:43 PM

Mm. It reminds me of some Engrish in JPop songs. <3 Haha, gotta love 'em. X3
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