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#1 User is offline   BrianLuv1818 

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Post icon  Posted 07 August 2007 - 06:35 PM

Post KPOP Lyrics that are ridiculous, stupid, funny, and very very awkward. (fobby accents count)
I grew up w/ them, but I didn't think of it until recently when my friends are I were discussing them.
And we came to a conclusion. it was ridiculous. ridiculously funny!!!
We used to think they were so cool, but realize they are fobs.
Here are some...

H.O.T:
dummer, dummer, dummer, dummer, dummer dum, dum...
here we go here we go it's time to stop!
MMM the violence, hate and all the mess..
it's about time somebody should stand for wat is
right, that is right, bang bang bang what comes
down beat a what comes down do you body ready
for beat again everybody what's up, are you people
ready for it, this is the message from H.O.T - "전사의 후에"

what the fudge?!?!?!?! what were they thinking? lol. here are some more!

H.O.T
I don't need you, I don't wanna help you we want it, Woohyukie Let's go

We are the future - "We are the future"

H.O.T:
War and hate is over now, everybody want it (want it) if you wanna.
Violence or something (something) I'd said you gonna die.
Get along, we are all unite. - " 늑대와 양"

OING?!?!?! Sorry Tony, I don't care if you're from the states... you'sa fob!

H.O.T
Sexy Guy is a KangTa (Hey - Handsome!)
Wit Guy is a Heejun (Heejunineun bbiggabigga!)
Mood Guy is a Tony (Hey - Funky!)
Wild Guy is a Woohyuk (maknae Jaewonineun Shy Shy! Guy Guy!)

Go! hot baby yo - make me crazy (Go! hot baby yo - make me crazy)
Go! hot baby yo - Drive me crazy (Go! hot baby yo - drive me crazy) - "GO H.O.T"

... no commment.

y'all get the ideas, there are some funny ones from shinwa as well.
Just post them for fun, not for bashing or nothing so little girls don't freak out on me.
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#2 User is offline   x angie 

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:31 PM

some of the HOT lyrics are about stopping violence cause bullying and gangs were pretty big issues in korea. i dont think thats ridiculous.

but the last one is kinda.. yeahh. haha.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:45 PM

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Rising Sun, Micky, "Now I Cry under my skin", "sometimes I blow up the fog (?)" I really have no idea what he's rapping


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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:03 PM

Most of the weird lyrics are those that are english.. because they don't make sense sometimes..
Eric's rap part in "U" was really weird to me.. ph34r.gif
"Oh~ 난 깜짝 놀래(surprise) Spanish food with guacamole
Hey yo shorty happy birthday 생일선물은 딱정벌레
What mami you don't like it (Na) Drop top benz crome wheels you don't like it
You can have it sub woofer bangs heavy
All I need in my life it's (you) "
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lol, and this one rap Brian did for My Never Ending Story (I think that was the song)..
something along the lines of
"I hope you get an STD"
it's so weird.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:08 PM

all of eric/andy's raps from shinhwa 1st - 7th albums
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:10 PM

^^andy's parts have gotten a lot better...and they actually make some sense now

silentxtears i agree. eric's rap lyrics are so weird and sorta ghetto...and he writes them.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:11 PM

I still find most of them quite hilarious actually.

They probably don't know what it means.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:31 PM

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hilarious.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:54 PM

shouldnt this be in the lyrics thread...?

otherwise..

H.O.T - "전사의 후에"
interesting...

"Go HOT" yeahhh even more interesting
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:14 PM

Wow what in the world. While reading those lyrics I was just looking like o.O huh. Haha I always laugh at the beginning of Rising Sun. "I cry under my skin" wha?? lol
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:15 PM

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H.O.T
Sexy Guy is a KangTa (Hey - Handsome!)
Wit Guy is a Heejun (Heejunineun bbiggabigga!)
Mood Guy is a Tony (Hey - Funky!)
Wild Guy is a Woohyuk (maknae Jaewonineun Shy Shy! Guy Guy!)

Go! hot baby yo - make me crazy (Go! hot baby yo - make me crazy)
Go! hot baby yo - Drive me crazy (Go! hot baby yo - drive me crazy) - "GO H.O.T"


LOL.

Aw man HOT <3 XD

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"It's not that COLL
"You know it, it's like BLING BLING ball."- Micky[dbsk] (Show me your love)

"It is bright snow falling, that I'll be taking it
Just more than reflection on of disaster,
However we are the master of what we sing.
We are the SMTOWN" Micky[dbsk] (Snow Dream)

"I've got the FLOW SHOW, (You've got the FLOWWW) Now I'm growling on earth!
It's so funny! I say NO!" - Trax (Triangle)


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Posted 07 August 2007 - 10:11 PM

lmao... this is funny.

bling bling ball ?
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 10:35 PM

haha yeah..

I was just about to post the bling bling ball one. XD
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 10:46 PM

the only one thats in my head right now is a line from eric's (shinhwa) rhyme in anymotion

"i'm so damn hot they call me vampire"

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:18 PM

H.O.T's lyrics made more sense than Eric's... He just spoke gibberish most of the time. --'' And I hated his excessive use of the n-word. Shinhwa has gotten better though.

I usually skip over the parts where Micky tries to speak English because it just doesn't make sense.

Some of FTTS's English was retarded... I can't really think of specifics since it's so late...........
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 11:50 PM

BoA's Engrish is worse.

"Shine we are.."

"It's Miracle, so miracle..."

"You still my number 1"


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Posted 08 August 2007 - 04:09 AM

Micky's rap on Show Me Your Love, Red Sun and Snow Dream are indeed funny XD

LOL BLING BLING BALL!

YOU MAKE ME A PARALYZE

JUST MORE THAN REFLECTION OF DISASTER

*died laughing*

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 04:58 AM

QUOTE(mel @ Aug 8 2007, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
DBSK
Rising Sun, Micky, "Now I Cry under my skin", "sometimes I blow up the fog (?)" I really have no idea what he's rapping


I guess I'm the only one who understands "Now I cry under my skin"?
When I heard it, I thought it means crying on the inside, as in, not showing to the others the pain inside?

But yeah, I have to agree on "Sun comes up, blow up the fog" "Never lies to be a man, got to be true"
Broken English? Haha!
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 05:10 AM

lol some of the lines are pretty hilarious. looks like they just made something up XD.

but some of the lines do make sense like "i cry under my skin". like deathrae said ^^

"i'm so damn hot they call me vampire" is stupid, but it makes sense. arent vampires seen as hot/erotic womanizers lolz?
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 05:24 AM

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Sexy Guy is a KangTa (Hey - Handsome!)
Wit Guy is a Heejun (Heejunineun bbiggabigga!)
Mood Guy is a Tony (Hey - Funky!)
Wild Guy is a Woohyuk (maknae Jaewonineun Shy Shy! Guy Guy!)


OMG this was hilarious LOL
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