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The Professional Test
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Posted 11 August 2007 - 12:35 PM
The Professional Test
The following short test consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
The following short test consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(scroll down for the answer...)
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
(scroll down for the answer...)
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
(scroll down for the answer...)
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
(scroll down for the answer...)
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Posted 11 August 2007 - 12:52 PM
Got 2 of them right. I would've gotten them all wrong if I hadn't seen this before.
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Posted 11 August 2007 - 01:10 PM
i missed the first one O.O
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Posted 11 August 2007 - 01:27 PM
I got all of them right
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Posted 11 August 2007 - 01:52 PM
this is getting rather old, i've seen this so many times already T__T
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#7
Posted 11 August 2007 - 01:55 PM
I saw this before. So I only got two and three right. Ahahahaha. I forgot number four. XDDD
#8
Posted 11 August 2007 - 01:57 PM
These things dont test anything...they are so stupid and insulting! >=O
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#10
Posted 11 August 2007 - 04:20 PM
Hahaha XD Omg...I feel stupid :x I got them all wrong HAHAHA!
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#13
Posted 13 August 2007 - 04:18 AM
haha i got them all right because ive heard this zillions of times~ xDD
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Posted 13 August 2007 - 11:12 AM
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