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sorry if this is a repost

The Starbucks Oracle
Astrology is lame and Myers-Briggs is for losers. The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks can tell you everything about your personality by what you drink at Starbucks. Simply enter your full drink order -- including size -- into the field below and the all-knowing Oracle will tell you everything about your personality. Better yet, input your friends' orders to find out what they're really like.

Find yours here

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here's mine (i just took a screencap of it)

[ms. rachellica]

puahhha mine is actually true! lolz

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink a grande mocha frap are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

[bonbons]

puahhha mine is actually true! lolz

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink a grande mocha frap are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

i'm clueless too XDD tis true <__>

[J00NGiEx]

haha. this thing is insulting. xP

mine came out as

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

btw i typed in grande iced dulce de leche latte..

[alic3.]

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks green tea Frappuccino small.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home


never knew i was like that o.O"

[smylies]

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Tall Caramel Macchiato are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

hahhahaa IM supposedly A STRIPPER! well, most likely. lol
but all of it is true! beside the stripper part. haha

[Classic Example]

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Grande Vanilla Bean.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

OK now that is just plain rude. And I don't use fake curse words. And I do think AFV is a great show. And I dont go there to feel sophisticated. And I dont want to be snooty and order an espresso because I hate caffeine

This is all all wrong

[onetwothuy]

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

LMAO
I'M NOT LIKE THAT.
This thing is harsh!

[ChiPs aHoAii]

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Grande Caramel Frappucino are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

hahah that`s soo true xD

[MOOVERDOSE]

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks green tea Frappuccino small.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home
never knew i was like that o.O"

Apparently I came out as lame as well.

[sweetxsimple]

Personality type: Ass-clown

You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks Venti Passion Tea with Strawberry Syrup ends up addicted to crack.

Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars

Not true.
All this just because I like Passion Tea

[back,sue]

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Tall Pumpkin Spice.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home



but i love pumpkin spice.

[bhebie9]

haha. this thing is insulting. xP

mine came out as

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

btw i typed in grande iced dulce de leche latte..

I got that too... OMG!! I am not High maintenance, bossy and definitely NOT arrogant (ahem ahem!) XD

Lol! I'm a starbucks fanatic. Dulce de leche is one of my fave drinks eh...

[hellolovely]

haha. this thing is insulting. xP

mine came out as

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

btw i typed in grande iced dulce de leche latte..

gahh i got that too.
how rudee haha :]

[jayneefahxD]

lol i got...

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Small Caramel Frappacino are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

[steph*funny]

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Double Chocolate Chip Frappucinos are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

Haha wow, ouch.

[bBy_sT4r]

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Grande Vanilla Bean Frappuchino.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

o_o i guess i'm lame... -__-;; hahaha

[butterflyeffect]

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

loll makes me laugh. it's so not true.

[Han Gook Saddam]

Personality type: Asshat

rofl~

[inconnu!*]

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

lol, I dont even think my order existed... I put:

Caramel cappachino with alot of caramel and whip cream. Size grande. Add hershey chocolate pieces on top with oreo cookies crumbs.

=_=;;; Im just picky about my drinks.