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Knock-knock Jokes do you know any?

#1 User is offline   preci0us_kiss 

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Post icon  Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:20 PM

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like something to eat right now.



Yup, I'm extremely hungry right now. LOL.
Anyone know any other knock-knock jokes?


~ i will buy a (new/used) nintendo sp gameboy ~ my requests

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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:52 PM

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

UCI.

UCI who?

UCI had to ring because you didn't answer when I knocked.


Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Evan.

Evan who?

Evan and Earth


Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

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Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:21 AM

knock knock

who's there?

boo

boo who?

or, don't cry~
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 02:39 AM

Knock-knock!


Who's there?


Ken.


Ken Who?


Ken you shut your mouth and let me in?



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Posted 27 August 2007 - 07:44 AM

LOL! those are some funny ones!
thanks guys

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Posted 27 August 2007 - 12:36 PM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hatch!

Hatch who?

Bless you sneezed =]
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Posted 27 August 2007 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE(yuki-chan @ Aug 21 2007, 04:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
knock knock

who's there?

boo

boo who?

or, don't cry~


ohmy.gif i was gonna post that one! sleep.gif
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Posted 27 August 2007 - 01:34 PM

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Posted 27 August 2007 - 04:17 PM


ahahah
never gets old
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Posted 27 August 2007 - 04:24 PM

knock knock

whos there?

agabit

agabit who?

agabit by a mosquito T^T





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Posted 27 August 2007 - 04:38 PM

From The Pursuit of Happiness:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
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Posted 27 August 2007 - 05:34 PM

Haha, these are so cheesy... yet so cute. laugh.gif
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 02:12 AM

Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 02:34 AM

Kinda lame but cute, LOL!
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 05:51 AM

LOL how cute. biggrin.gif

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 06:47 AM

hahahha..
thats cuute biggrin.gif











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Posted 09 January 2008 - 02:27 PM

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 03:36 PM

Awww...poor midget. lol.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 03:56 PM

Aw, that's kinda sad to short people!
But, it was a silly joke..

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 04:26 PM

lol
thats so lame..
xD...
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