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5 Steps To Getting The Girl Of Your Dreams!~ 5 humorous steps. ~ ;]

#1 User is offline   chifuni 

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Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:34 PM

5 Steps to Getting the Girl of Your Dreams




Step 1 - Finding Her

You always hear weddings are the best place to find hot single women. Is it true? Of course it is. The sight of seeing two people completely in love gets women's hormones raging. Offer her a drink at the bar, and youre off to a good start.

Other places to find hot single women:
Dance clubs, birthday parties, supermarkets, bookstores, outlets, libraries, grocery stores, they're everywhere.. Open your eyes and use the force!


Step 2 - Stand Out

The first step is being noticed. If the girl you're after is truly as hot as you think she is, shes probably being chased by several guys already. Its time to separate yourself from the pack, and be noticed. You might not be able to change your mug (without costly plastic surgery), but you can change your appearance. Heres some easy ways to do so:




No need to drive the hottest car in the hood, but a nice ride can win you some bonus points. Remember to clean the car and vacuum the interior before your first date. Nothing kills the mood better than old smelly trash from McDonalds.

Money to Burn: Ferrari F430, Bugatti Veyron, Mercedes Benz SLR
On a Budget: BMW M3, Porsche 997, Lotus Elise, Audi RS4
Broke as a Joke: VW Golf R32, Honda S2000, Nissan 350Z, Audi A4

Get a watch. Why would you need a watch when your cellphone tells time and does a gazillion other things? Because a watch is a statement about your personal style. It also lets her know that time is important and being on time matters to you.

Money to Burn: Rolex, Cartier, Omega
On a Budget: Tag Heuer, Tumi, Movado
Broke as a Joke: Seiko, Timex, Diesel, Swiss Army

The most expensive item in your closet should be your shoes. They're the foundation of every outfit, and shes bound to check them out, so they better look good.

Money to Burn: Bally, Canali, Gucci
On a Budget: Cole Haan, Ecco, Ralph Lauren
Broke as a Joke: Sketchers, Kenneth Cole Reaction, Adidas, Puma



Step 3 - The Chase

Women love to be pursued. Lines are bad. The only one you should be using is "Hi, My name is...." Approach her with confidence, because women have a sixth sense for weakness. Don't talk about your job, or how much you make. It's the last thing she wants to hear (unless shes a grubby leech, in which you've probably chosen the wrong girl). You're trying to get the girl of your dreams, not a job at Google.



Keep the conversations relevant to the moment - the band thats playing on stage, the clown in the funny looking hat, or a current movie thats out. Keep the conversation less personal and shell feel less threatened. The is goal is to let her know you're trying to get to know her and not into her pants.

Nice guys always complain that they cant get the girls. Jerks get the girls. I admit they do. Jerks have a unique way of standing out, but they don't last very long.




The key is to show her you're confident without being arrogant. Stand up straight, and look into her eyes when she's talking. Be a Gentleman. Help an old lady with her groceries to the car, or give up your seat on the bus to a single mother and child. Thoughtful and sweet guys give her hope that chivalry isnt dead.

Step 4 - 9th Inning

A text message goes a long way after a date. Following a wonderful night, a simple text message to her cell phone with something as sweet as "goodnight, sweet dreams...", will have her melting in your arms. Follow up with a call two days later. Ask her how her days are going and mention something funny about the first time you saw her. This is your opportunity to ask her out on a second date.



When you see her again, compliment her, and make it something other than her looks. Shes heard a thousand times how pretty her eyes are. Tell her how funny she is, if she likes to crack jokes. If shes trendy, tell her how hot her fashion sense is. Genuine compliments will be engraved in her memory forever.

Step 5 - Lock Down

When youre out at the ice cream shop, prove that you've been paying attention by ordering her favorite flavor without asking. Drop off a cup of the Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino she likes so much on her lunch break at work. It's the little things you notice, that show her how much you adore and want to be with her. Plus, it'll make her putty in your hands.



Keep this up, and the girl of your dreams will be yours!

~from Kineda.com~





NOTE: THIS IS NOT MINES AND I AM NOT A BOY. Just wanted to share. ;]
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:42 PM

lols =] i think i saw this somewhere before ^___^ but its cutee hahas LEGOS!
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:46 PM

Omg. So cute. All guys should so read this. xD
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:48 PM

the legos are so creative (:
cute steps, haha.

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Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:50 PM

haha so cute =D i like the lego pixx. nice touch~
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:51 PM

LOL Thats so cute/funny! laugh.gif
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 02:12 PM

Cuuute biggrin.gif
Haha Darth Vader the bad guy who gets all the girls xD
thanks for sharing!
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 02:17 PM

LOL this is hilarious and soo adorable :]
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 03:04 PM

Haha, so cute~!! XD It's a nice list. ^^ Guys should follow it. *nodnod*
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 03:33 PM

haha this is funny.
the legos are to cute. lol

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Posted 21 August 2007 - 05:38 PM

Will put this into test, be back later with result! xD

the legos were awesome lol
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 05:42 PM

Omg! Too cute! Lolz. I like the pic wit the gorilla, "Wassup with the ape looking dude..." ........ "Eww, weirdo.. He keeps checking me out." ... Lolz, that cracked me up the most!
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 07:16 PM

lol! i read this before! so adorable, lol
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 10:08 PM

Guys should read this.
Very cutee.
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 11:34 PM

LOLLLLL. This is one of the cutest things I've seen all day...
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 04:33 AM

i saw this before too, but it still makes me laugh every time XDD

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 05:21 AM

"has anyone ever told you that you have some sweet buns?"
LOL!! XD
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 02:51 PM

^ thats pretty funny!
Those leggos are so cute :]
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 03:00 PM

LOL "Has anyone ever told you, you have some sweet buns?" at first I didn't realize he was referring to her hair xD
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 03:05 PM

I think I saw this a long time ago. it's so cute! i love the pictures.
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