The Computer Programmer
#1
Posted 22 August 2007 - 10:24 AM
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out,
smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll
stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out,
smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll
stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
#2
Posted 22 August 2007 - 10:39 AM
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHHA
XD
tht sucks for the frog
xD
HAHAHAHAHHA
XD
tht sucks for the frog
xD
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#3
Posted 22 August 2007 - 10:47 AM
haha i would have said..you have to marry me when im older and you cant divorse >=], and then laugh an evil laugh MUAHAHA...but that was jokes..that would be cool..a talking frog
#4
Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:32 PM
ahahaha wow.
I feel bad for herr
now she never gonna turn back to normal
I feel bad for herr
now she never gonna turn back to normal
#7
Posted 22 August 2007 - 03:09 PM
LOL! Hella funny. That's pretty sad for the princess though... ^^;
#8
Posted 22 August 2007 - 04:11 PM
lol dennnggg that frog is gonna be a frog for the rest of her life >_>
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#10
Posted 24 August 2007 - 10:41 PM
lol that was cute, "i have no time for a gf"
#11
Posted 25 August 2007 - 11:08 AM
LOL. the frog must be so bummed out
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#16
Posted 27 August 2007 - 05:46 PM
I thought he wanted more too. XD
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