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#1 User is offline   JaeJoongie_Nikki 

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Posted 03 September 2007 - 09:24 AM

One evening two vampire bats were hanging out in their cave. One said, "Man, I'm starving! I need to get some blood!" And he flew out of the cave.

He returned about three hours later with blood dripping from his mouth.

"Where'd you get the blood?" the other bat asked.

"Well, you fly out of the cave, and you see the first tree on the left?"

"Yes," the other bat replied.

"Well, I didn't."



hahah i find it really stupid !!
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#2 User is offline   jessecue 

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Posted 03 September 2007 - 02:58 PM

LOL~!!!!! hahahahahahahahahhahaah
but just wondering...do bats actually have blood??
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 03:10 PM

haha it took me a minute to get, with the slow mind i have XD
^ bats don't usually have blood?? @.@
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 03:15 PM

i dunno...just never thought it's something that will have blood LOL....
oh yea another thought...do bats actually eat blood...i thought they only eat fruits....or maybe it's a fruit bat im thinking of LOL....shows you i suck in geo
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 03:18 PM

hahahhahahahaahhaha
that was pretty funnii
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 04:17 PM

Ahaha, took me 3 reads to finally get it xDD
Pretty funny biggrin.gif
Really, do they have blood? O.O
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 04:42 PM

lol. if its avampire bat they will drink blood tongue.gif
that was funny XD

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Posted 03 September 2007 - 06:15 PM

haha.
the sad thing is the first thing i thought was:
"bats dont see things anyway. they use their supersonic hearing to hear the sound waves bouncing back to them"
..then i felt really embarrassed for thinking such a thing at a joke. sleep.gif
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 08:42 PM

i thought bats are blind so they cant see..
so i thought the joke was talking about their vision?


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Posted 04 September 2007 - 09:04 AM

its jus a joke n the tittle of it is VAMPIRE BATS so a vampire sucks blood....so is jus tat only....
dun think too far.....
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Posted 04 September 2007 - 02:39 PM

...bats have blood... they are mammals. I think people are thinking of insects.... even mice have blood.
That was a cute joke. happy.gif
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Posted 04 September 2007 - 03:07 PM

LOL that was unexpected x)





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Posted 04 September 2007 - 04:57 PM

Dayum ahah genius.

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Posted 04 September 2007 - 05:10 PM

haha. that was soo silly tongue.gif
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Posted 05 September 2007 - 02:32 PM

omygawd ahah took me while to get it haha i feel slow
but dang that's so darn unexpected ahhah!
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 09:38 AM

you mean insects don't have blood? (refer back to a few earlier post).

... insects are unicellular organism, surely they need some transmission system to take in nutrients and pass out metabolic waste. for mammals, it's blood. surely insects have blood too?

... does jellyfish have blood then? >.> diffusion takes place- i think. *internal debate*

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I got the joke. poor bat. XDDD. but it saw was a FAR distance from the cave to the tree. XDDD.
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 10:46 AM

haha i would be the bat tat got hit with the tree...


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Posted 08 September 2007 - 11:26 AM

i don't get it...
ahh i'm so slow >.<

i was thinking that the bat hit the tree so that's why there are blood everywhere lolz
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 11:33 AM

LOL that's pretty cute, i like it
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Posted 08 September 2007 - 09:35 PM

LOL, shouldn't his forehead have blood too?
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