- I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
- My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.
- If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today.
- I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Kroger.
- I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.
- The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
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#2
Posted 04 September 2007 - 10:29 AM
lol at the switched at birth one
haha im so gonna try tht one! hahahaha
haha im so gonna try tht one! hahahaha
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#3
Posted 04 September 2007 - 04:30 PM
lmao i liked the one about switched at birth XDD soo hilarious
#4
Posted 04 September 2007 - 10:05 PM
the first one is SO FUNNY!!!
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#6
Posted 05 September 2007 - 09:16 AM
hahah i liked the las one ....my dog ate my car keyss...tat sounds ridiculous!! haha
#7
Posted 06 September 2007 - 04:44 PM
LOL i like the first one ..
stalking the previous boss for firing you for not turning up to work ~
bahaha thats a crack up !
stalking the previous boss for firing you for not turning up to work ~
bahaha thats a crack up !
#8
Posted 10 September 2007 - 03:39 AM
switched birth one Hahahhahaha
i should use that one LOL
i should use that one LOL
#9
Posted 10 September 2007 - 11:41 AM
I like ,"The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet. "
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