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#1 User is offline   JaeJoongie_Nikki 

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 12:00 AM

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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#2 User is offline   abcdefg 

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 01:50 PM

haha that was funny! biggrin.gif

good one (:
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 02:25 PM

o.O haha. good one =D how sad he must've felt.
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#4 User is offline   givmeyourcookie 

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 03:14 PM

haha. what a nice pay. XD
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 06:58 PM

aw, how sad for the clerk.
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#6 User is offline   sweetxsimple 

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 08:50 PM

Oh. Hahahaha. I thought she would pull out ten hershey kisses, and I was thinking to myself,"what an average joke."

This is not what i expected. XD

Good one!
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 11:56 PM

hahahhaha that's a classic~~very unexpected~~
i was reading and thinking of "kisses" (chocolate)
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#8 User is offline   Q_Park 

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Posted 14 September 2007 - 07:36 AM

haha that's pretty smart!
i really like this joke!

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Posted 14 September 2007 - 09:02 PM

LOL~!
haha i didnt expect that ..
must've been disappointing for
the clerk laugh.gif
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Posted 15 September 2007 - 02:00 AM

Hahaha unexpected. XD Poor guy.

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Posted 15 September 2007 - 11:47 AM

lmao!! that's hilarious:D
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#12 User is offline   december91 

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Posted 15 September 2007 - 03:40 PM

i didnt expect that.
haha, the clerk didnt get what he wanted.
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Posted 15 September 2007 - 03:54 PM

lol. that was a good one. it made me giggle. ^.^
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 08:56 PM

hehe, funny
i thought she would take out hershey kisses.LOL

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 09:13 PM

haha!
poor clerk dude
i wasn't expecting that at all

rawr
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#16 User is offline   hear me roaar 

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 09:55 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW SAD!!! i wasnt expecting it at all laugh.gif
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