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Kiss Per Yard
#1
Posted 13 September 2007 - 12:00 AM
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
#6
Posted 13 September 2007 - 08:50 PM
Oh. Hahahaha. I thought she would pull out ten hershey kisses, and I was thinking to myself,"what an average joke."
This is not what i expected. XD
Good one!
This is not what i expected. XD
Good one!
#7
Posted 13 September 2007 - 11:56 PM
hahahhaha that's a classic~~very unexpected~~
i was reading and thinking of "kisses" (chocolate)
i was reading and thinking of "kisses" (chocolate)
#8
Posted 14 September 2007 - 07:36 AM
haha that's pretty smart!
i really like this joke!
- Kyu
i really like this joke!
- Kyu
Watching: Padam Padam...The Sound of His and Her Heartbeats - Ring Ring BellWaiting For: Pacemaker (movie) - Papa (movie) - Hotaru no Hikari (movie)
#9
Posted 14 September 2007 - 09:02 PM
LOL~!
haha i didnt expect that ..
must've been disappointing for
the clerk
haha i didnt expect that ..
must've been disappointing for
the clerk
#12
Posted 15 September 2007 - 03:40 PM
i didnt expect that.
haha, the clerk didnt get what he wanted.
haha, the clerk didnt get what he wanted.
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