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A PREIST PLEASE

#1 User is offline   Jangoon 

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 10:42 PM

A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.

"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd. A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, "A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?"

Finally, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age.

"Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I'm living behind the Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man."

The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay.

The old Jewish man kneels down, leans over the prostrate man and says in a solemn voice:


"B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72"

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#2 User is offline   sungae 

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 10:46 PM

...O_o i don't get it.
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 11:04 PM

bingo XD

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Posted 22 November 2005 - 03:23 AM

^ Oh! LOL XD I get it now
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 05:57 AM

lol...
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Posted 22 November 2005 - 10:55 AM

XD bingo!
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 12:44 PM

you mind sharing ? 'cos I dont get it
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#8 User is offline   IC_Bananas 

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 12:49 PM

lol bingo!!!



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Posted 23 November 2005 - 12:55 PM

i see bingo but i dont get it?

is it because he heard them playing bingo and he thought those were the stuff preist say?
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#10 User is offline   Bboy Stan 

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 03:32 PM

^^ Yeah I don't get it either, that's what I was thinking Justalilodreamer.
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 03:37 PM

...huh??
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 04:06 PM

haha. old joke, but i still find it amusing O_o;;
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 04:13 PM

i don't get it
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 04:42 PM

^the church has bingo everynight so the old guy always hears it.

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#15 User is offline   Solangel 

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Posted 23 November 2005 - 06:47 PM

hahahaha - last rites ~ BINGO
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Posted 23 November 2005 - 06:49 PM

Rofl.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 07:04 PM

hahahahah xD
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#18 User is offline   JYSTYLE* 

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Posted 25 November 2005 - 07:28 PM

i see bingo :/ but iunt get iht
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Posted 26 November 2005 - 12:28 PM

QUOTE(< smilee(: > @ Nov 25 2005, 07:28 PM) View Post

i see bingo :/ but iunt get iht



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Posted 26 November 2005 - 12:38 PM

bingo? o.O what?
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