A PREIST PLEASE
#1
Posted 21 November 2005 - 10:42 PM
A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.
"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd. A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, "A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?"
Finally, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age.
"Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I'm living behind the Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man."
The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay.
The old Jewish man kneels down, leans over the prostrate man and says in a solemn voice:
"B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72"
"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd. A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, "A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?"
Finally, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age.
"Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I'm living behind the Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man."
The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay.
The old Jewish man kneels down, leans over the prostrate man and says in a solemn voice:
"B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72"
fUCLA =D
#4
Posted 22 November 2005 - 03:23 AM
^ Oh! LOL XD I get it now
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#7
Posted 23 November 2005 - 12:44 PM
you mind sharing ? 'cos I dont get it
#9
Posted 23 November 2005 - 12:55 PM
i see bingo but i dont get it?
is it because he heard them playing bingo and he thought those were the stuff preist say?
is it because he heard them playing bingo and he thought those were the stuff preist say?
#10
Posted 23 November 2005 - 03:32 PM
^^ Yeah I don't get it either, that's what I was thinking Justalilodreamer.
#14
Posted 23 November 2005 - 04:42 PM
^the church has bingo everynight so the old guy always hears it.
funny
funny
#18
Posted 25 November 2005 - 07:28 PM
i see bingo :/ but iunt get iht
#19
Posted 26 November 2005 - 12:28 PM

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