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Dilbert's Theorem On Salary

#1 User is offline   KTHubbybunch 

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 03:19 AM

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn as much salary as business executives ,salespeople & Management guys .This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)

Postulate 3: (as every engineers know):
Power = Work / Time



It therefore follows:



Knowledge = Work / Time



and since Time = Money,



we have:



Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get:




Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion 1:
The Less you Know, the More you Make.


Conclusion 2:
This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more. tongue.gif
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 01:35 PM

LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahHHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 03:51 PM

HOW TRUE
LOL.....maybe i should stgart learning nth these days too
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:20 PM

LOL. ahaha.

our math sub showed us a similar problem but it was that girl > evil.
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