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#1 User is offline   xohiwoxaira 

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Posted 20 October 2007 - 11:31 PM

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow..
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down....."




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#2 User is offline   jessecue 

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Posted 20 October 2007 - 11:37 PM

i think i get it, but im not exactly sure...can someone plz explain??
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:32 AM

It just means that if he tries to dig, he'll dig essentially through the earth's core. Ingenious, I didn't see that coming, haha.
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:41 AM

lmao . . . that's gotta be one evil wife . . . haha
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 01:34 AM

haha that was one smart wife biggrin.gif
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#6 User is offline   jessecue 

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 05:04 AM

ahicicic thanks lxx ahahahahha i get it now (i was thinkin of something else)
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 09:12 AM

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 09:42 AM

LOL. He'll take forever to dig out the earth's diameter. Not to mention the obstacles - mantle and all that.
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 08:42 PM

hahaha, clever..............
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 09:27 PM

LOL. Both the wife and husband are funny.
But the wife was clever. bury him upside down. biggrin.gif .
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 09:52 PM

That was a good one. xD Smart wife.
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 08:46 PM

Oh....
So sad, but so funny....
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Posted 02 November 2007 - 08:59 AM

laugh.gif Funny old lady and clever too.
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Posted 02 November 2007 - 09:03 AM

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Posted 02 November 2007 - 09:40 AM

smart wife
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 08:30 AM

Aha! How clever of her! laugh.gif
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 09:57 AM

LOL ! very smart. haha wink.gif
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 05:27 AM

Hahaha what a clever wife!
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 06:18 AM

Ahahaha that's one smart wife there laugh.gif
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 08:47 AM

Haha, that would take him a while, wouldn't it? laugh.gif
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