I found it really amusing and thought I should share!
A co-worker just handed me this phone number: 647-476-4910 and told me to dial it (its a local call for Torontonians).
Always the pillar of obedience, I promptly punch in the digits. Oh, can I just say bravo to the brains behind this one!
And oh, how many times a phone number such as this one couldve come in handy. For example, when youre cornered in a bar by an inebriated and overzealous barfly. Or, say, cornered on a streetcar by an inebriated and overzealous commuter.
This, ladies, is one number you DONT want to lose. You hand it out to losers just to shut them the hell up.
Next time some guy WONT take the hint and _leave you the hell alone, say something like, Okay, sure. Fine. Ill give you my number. Do you have a pen?
However, hell probably whip out a cellphone, which, no doubt has some cheesy dance beat programmed in as the ring tone, and quickly punch it in before you change your mind.
Now be sure to give him a fake name. But you already knew that, didnt you?
Youll walk away a worry-free woman, and hell walk away feeling like the stud he always believed he was.
But, just as hes getting used to having that extra swagger in his step, hell dial the number. Then itll hit him. Hes still the same reject he was just yesterday. No hot chick is awaiting his call.
Instead, hell be greeted with an electronic message delivered by a man with a very happy radio voice.
Heres an excerpt from the voice mail recording:
"Hello. This is not the person you are trying to call.
Youve reached the rejection hotline. Unfortunately the person who gave you this rejection hotline number did not want you to have their real number."
It continues, offering helpful explanations for why youve be rejected.
Perhaps youre "Boring, dumb, annoying, arrogant, or just a general weirdo.
Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odour or a nasty combination of the two.
Maybe you just give off that creepy, overbearing stalker vibe ..."
Ahhh. What a breath of fresh air. Long overdue, really.
LOL! That's so funny! -Yet ..SO MEAN! XDD
UPDATE!
For those who are not Torontonians and are interested in hearing the Rejection Hotline,
I took the liberty to record the response you get when you dial the number
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN!
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