Posted 17 November 2007 - 06:58 AM
end an argument when they are Right and
you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, And
you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing Usually end in
fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the
most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say you're
welcome.
8. Whatever : Is a women's way
of saying **** ***
9. Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.
