[SwEet.DrEaMs]

Daily News lists Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood


BY JO PIAZZA
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Friday, November 30th 2007, 4:00 AM

And the most contrived list of the week award goes to ...

Entertainment Weekly magazine, which waded through the intellectual wasteland of Los Angeles to create a list of the 50 smartest people in Hollywood, released the list Thursday.

"Knocked Up" creator Judd Apatow leads the brainiac pack, with Ben Affleck holding up the back end at No. 50.

The mag asserts that smart could mean any number of things: "It encompasses book smarts and street smarts, financial genius and emotional intelligence."

Picking through the cerebral corridors of America's most vapid city seems a daunting task.

An easier route: The "Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood."

Dumb doesn't necessarily correspond to a low IQ. There are poor life choices, style slipups and mishaps under the influence to take into account.

Topping a highly unscientific Daily News list of the "Dumbest" is Lindsay Lohan. The reason: poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.

The rest of the top five:

2. Kim Kardashian - because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.

3. Spencer Pratt - who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too.

4. Jeff Kwatinetz - the man that gave the okay for Britney Spears' disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.

5. Shia LaBeouf - the 21 year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.

The other "winners":

6. Heidi Montag, reality television star

7. Jessica Simpson, singer

8. Kiefer Sutherland, actor, recurring drunk driver

9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul

10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people

11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler

12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster

13. J.R. Rotem, music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy

14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck

15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater

16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on

17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress

18. Brad Womack, indecisive Bachelor

19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess

20. Cash Warren, celebrity boyfriend

21. Audrina Patridge, "The Hills" star, vapid conversationalist

22. Wilmer Valderamma, actor?

23. Vanessa Minnillo, former VJ, celebrity girlfriend

24. Mel Gibson, actor, drunk driver

25. Michael Richards, comedian, racist

26. Brandon Davis, party boy, racist

27. Isiah Washington, actor, homophobe

28. Charlie Sheen, actor

29. Denise Richards, actress

30. Alec Baldwin, actor, cell phone abuser

31. Chad Michael Murray, serial fiance

32. Steve-O, public nudist

33. Nicole Richie, directionally challenged driver

34. Janice Dickinson, big-mouthed former supermodel

35. Adrienne Curry, reality star and grammatically challenged blogger

36. Anne Heche, self-described crazy person

37. Bai Ling, fashion disaster, C-lister

38. Kevin Federline, serial sperminator

39. Shar Jackson, slept with Kevin Federline

40. Scott Baio, "Charles in Charge"

41. Dustin Diamond, washed-up teen actor and porn star

42. Tila Tequila, reality show bisexual

43. Russell Crowe, phone thrower

44. Kristin Cavallari, not even famous after "Laguna Beach"

45. Nick Carter, Backstreet Boy

46. Vanessa Hudgens, Disney star, nude picture poser

47. Michelle Rodriguez, public nuisance

48. David Hasselhoff, public disaster

49. Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild creator, inmate

50. Tom Sizemore, probation violator

source: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/11/...t_people_i.html

[Vino de Jerez]

woah! shia???!! those ppl are kuku for putting his name up there. but i have to agree that it was pretty dumb of him. hahaha. pix pls! or else mod close thread.

[-x.smile.31]

why is Shia no. 5?! >=[
hahaha i sorta laughed when i say 'Wilmer Valderamma, actor?'
xD

[je_amourx]

This is a dumb yet funny list that someone made up... it's like are you serious?

[__CHINA.DOLL]

im sorry. but some of the people dont deserve to be on the list. eg; Shia and Jennifer Love Hewit.
I personally think that Britney Spear's should be the first, and why isnt Paris Hilton on the list?

[purexorange]

why jennifer love hewitt?!?!

[Carmen.]

38. Kevin Federline, serial sperminator

LAWL.

[krankee]

jennifer love hewitt and audrina?????? u gotta be kidding me.

[GetM0tivated]

Russel Crowe? Hmmmm...I respect him after seeing A Beautiful Mind. He can act.

[sglolligirldd]

im surprise PARIS HILTON isnt on there...

[*lyrynne*]

some are really dumb...
some...i can't believe...

[jexilove]

i'm curious why Rumer Willis? and it could be
said she's the daughter of three famous people
i.e. Ashton's stepD?

[monchichi]

Hmm.... why is Jennifer Love Hewitt on the dumb list...? o_o

[iisandyx3]

haha thats funny.... some of them im not shocked that theyre on the list

[trueloveaffairs-]

HAHA is this list for REAL? and as the other posters before me have mentioned, why isnt PARIS in there?? big shocker there.
and some people don't exactly deserve to be put under that list. 0.0

[melancholy]

haha this list is seriously weird.. its not surprising seeing some names on the list

[yoh]

I thought it was funny that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richard are right next to one another, except Charlie Sheen is the dumber one (I'm assuming because he's 28 and she's 29)>

[Justalilodreamer]

paris hilton deserved to be on the list

[CM_X_69]

I don't see how Jennifer Love Hewitt is on this list.

[chipmunkvoice]

this list is DUMB
<___<" no seriously it is. it doesnt really explain very well how these 50 people were picked.

should do a dumbest things dumb celebs have said or something...
"i get to go to lots of overseas places, like canada" - Britney Spears HAHAHAHAHA :x
........ and dont get me started with Jessica Simpson.