Don't know if this have been posted yet, so here it goes.
An elderly woman walked into a doctor's office and told the doctor that she and her husband had not been intimate in years. She said that her husband seemed to have a lack of desire. After listening to the woman for a while, the doctor said, "I have just the thing. Have your husband take two of these pills right before dinner...."
The next morning, the woman stormed into the doctor's office and exclaimed, "You have to change my husband's prescription!! It is much too strong!! I gave him the pills before dinner, just like you told me, and halfway through dinner they took effect. He got a wild look in his eyes, then pulled the tablecloth off the table breaking all of the dishes!! Then he threw me onto the table, and we made love right there!!
"I feel awful," said the doctor. "Let me at least pay for all of the broken dishes."
"Don't worry about it," replied the woman, "we just won't eat at that restaurant any more!!"
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 11:51 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL!
Did not see that coming.
Did not see that coming.
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 01:25 AM
oh god x_x i feel bad for the witness
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 01:27 AM
Dam...old people doing it at a restaurant. 
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 06:24 AM
lol, whoa. hahaa, that must've been weird for the people eating at the restaurant.
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 07:56 AM
Hahha! That was funny! 
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 09:21 AM
QUOTE (vyvy94 @ Dec 29 2007, 04:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh god x_x i feel bad for the witness
ahahaa yeaaa . funny
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 09:34 AM
QUOTE (-PuritY- @ Dec 29 2007, 03:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dam...old people doing it at a restaurant.
PUAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 06:03 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOL. I wonder what the manager and other customers were thinking!
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 06:42 PM
poor witnesses!! .lol.
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 03:14 AM
GAR! HOW EMBARRASSING 
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 08:50 AM
eww.....? x_x;; not something to be done in public
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 11:26 AM
Rofl
man i did not see that coming either
that must have been a woooowww night for that restaurant hahha
man i did not see that coming either
that must have been a woooowww night for that restaurant hahha
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 11:51 AM
LOL think of the little kids that seen it.. -.-
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 11:58 AM
OMG!! ROTFL, Ew..their doing it in a restaurant? I feel sorry for the other diners 
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 12:52 PM
hahahaha that's hilarious:D
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Posted 02 January 2008 - 01:04 PM
whoahhh ... that's creepy, seeing old people doing it in the public x_x
nice joke though xD
nice joke though xD
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Posted 03 January 2008 - 02:53 PM
LOL! omgg ><' haha
thats funny XD
thats funny XD
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