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#1 User is offline   epsong 

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 08:16 PM

Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
Artery........................ The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic......................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
D&C............................ Where Washington is.
Dilate......................... To live long.
Enema......................... Not a friend.
Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula........................ A small lie.
G.I. Series................... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.................... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates...................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................... I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative................ A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.
Secretion..................... Hiding something.
Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor......................... One plus one more.
Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose....................... Near by/close by.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 09:04 PM

Okay O.o.
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Posted 12 March 2006 - 06:03 AM

hahahhaha those are funy!
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Posted 08 July 2006 - 08:07 PM

...Oooook. mellow.gif
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Posted 08 July 2006 - 08:10 PM

ahahahahha! those are soo funny! xDDD
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Posted 08 July 2006 - 10:21 PM

benign was funny. after you be eight. xD
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Posted 08 July 2006 - 11:08 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAH OMG those are really funny. I guess people who are in the health/medical field would find it more funny. PUAHAHHA.
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Posted 08 July 2006 - 11:48 PM

LMAO..LOLZZ..THOSE ARE FUNIE..
"URINE' = URE IN..LOLZZZ


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Posted 09 July 2006 - 06:39 AM

LOL hahahaha nice one ^^
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 06:44 AM

Barium hahaha ohh goodness! hahahha funny terms tongue.gif
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 10:17 AM

LOLLLLL
stupid but cute =]
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 03:42 PM

Rectum, DAMN near killed'em!!!

Hilarious, unless you're the patient
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 03:47 PM

Those are frikkin hilarious.

"Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her."
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 03:57 PM

HAHAHAH
i remember RECTUM was on Blue Collar TV
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 04:44 PM

AHAHA i only get these because my grandpa's a redneck.... (Btw ... i'm not >< just to clear that up)
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Posted 09 July 2006 - 06:51 PM

wow
how do people come up w/ these?
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 03:59 PM

Ahahaha!!~ That was funny.
I liked Fester laugh.gif
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 04:39 PM

omg these are wins. since i live in the south, saying the terms in a southern accent is freakn halirious and i can see why these are the definitions.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 04:55 PM

Hahah, some of them are pretty funny.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 06:20 PM

Nice play with words tongue.gif
Very clever

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