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#1 User is offline   NewEmpire 

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Post icon  Posted 06 January 2008 - 01:29 AM




She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

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#2 User is offline   love_pixie 

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 06:17 AM

lol! funny biggrin.gif these are great! ^^
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Posted 06 January 2008 - 03:17 PM

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 03:35 PM

"She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY."

LMAOOOO i thought that siad she achieves maximum destiny


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Posted 06 January 2008 - 03:47 PM

She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 08:10 PM

hahahaha i like those. xD
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Posted 06 January 2008 - 09:08 PM

OH MY GOD AHAHAHA MAN THESE ARE HILARIOUS
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Posted 06 January 2008 - 10:28 PM

gosh.. why all 'She' this and that...but not 'He' sleep.gif

*sigh* but still funny xD


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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:39 AM

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She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.


thats my fav. hahaha
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 02:35 PM

ahahahahahaha, these r funny
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 02:59 PM

"She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY."

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 03:16 PM

Some of those are funny. laugh.gif
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 08:21 AM

I should paste this onto the office wall....
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:43 AM

QUOTE (NewEmpire @ Jan 6 2008, 04:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE

She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.



ahhahaa(:
nice oneeee




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Posted 04 October 2008 - 02:30 PM

QUOTE (NewEmpire @ Jan 6 2008, 04:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.


actually it would be ... She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves LOWER DENSITY. (dont want to sound like a science nerd or anything but she would gain more mass but actually lose density) my idiot boyfriend pointed this out...

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 07:07 PM

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She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE


LMAO!!!these were all funny!! i like all of them!

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 10:50 PM

Hahaha those are very amusing XDD
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