God in bobby's eyes
#1
Posted 29 November 2005 - 07:47 AM
So little Bobby goes up to his mom one day and starts asking her some questions.
He says, "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?" Bobby's mother responds, "God is both a man and a woman, sweetheart." He asks another question, "Is God black or white?", and his mother replies, "God is both black and white." Bobby raises another question, "Mom, is God gay or straight?", and his mother replies, "God is both gay and straight."
So little Bobby asks his final question, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
He says, "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?" Bobby's mother responds, "God is both a man and a woman, sweetheart." He asks another question, "Is God black or white?", and his mother replies, "God is both black and white." Bobby raises another question, "Mom, is God gay or straight?", and his mother replies, "God is both gay and straight."
So little Bobby asks his final question, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
#10
Posted 12 March 2006 - 10:13 AM
i heard dis already.
my cousin tells me that all the time.
it actually got kind of old.
but yeh when i first heard it, it was pretty funny i guess
my cousin tells me that all the time.
it actually got kind of old.
but yeh when i first heard it, it was pretty funny i guess
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#15
Posted 12 March 2006 - 01:25 PM
i heard this before too.. i used to think this was funny but now i dont anymore =/
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#19
Posted 12 March 2006 - 09:49 PM
omg.....that just so..................funny..........
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