A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."
"I know," the blonde replied. "I just got the first joke."
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 12:39 AM
Lol!! Pretty funny, thnx for posting!
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:04 AM
LOL!! that was gud....
Imma go tell my friends....
Imma go tell my friends....
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:18 AM
hahahhaha... dumb blonde~
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:38 AM
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:38 AM
LOL!!
I actually thought that she was going to make it because she didn't understand them
but oh well close enough
I actually thought that she was going to make it because she didn't understand them
but oh well close enough
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 04:08 PM
LOOOL
that was good
that was good
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 08:10 PM
*CLAPCLAP* that was goood =D
ahhh dumb blonde jokes... keke
ahhh dumb blonde jokes... keke
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:31 PM
omgosh. that was a really dumb blonde. xD
so technically in smartness order, according to the joke, is the brunette, the red head, then the blonde. ^^
but i didn't get that joke at first so i had to read a couple of times before i understood it. T_T;;
so technically in smartness order, according to the joke, is the brunette, the red head, then the blonde. ^^
but i didn't get that joke at first so i had to read a couple of times before i understood it. T_T;;
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:41 PM
LOL! Not really funny but the blonde is stupid.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 01:38 PM
Haha, another dumb blonde joke?
But this one was pretty funny! <3
But this one was pretty funny! <3
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:42 PM
lol
blonde jokes are such classics!
blonde jokes are such classics!
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 10:27 PM
OH GOD hahaha,
I never heard this one before XDD
NICE!
I never heard this one before XDD
NICE!
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Posted 19 January 2008 - 12:16 AM
lmao
i remeber this joke
i heard it like 2-3 years ago.
i didnt get it the first time i heard it, then like a minute or so aftr i started
cracking up..
i remeber this joke
i heard it like 2-3 years ago.
i didnt get it the first time i heard it, then like a minute or so aftr i started
cracking up..
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Posted 19 January 2008 - 01:32 AM
I didn't get this joke.
Until I re-read the joke. LOL.
Until I re-read the joke. LOL.
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Posted 19 January 2008 - 05:53 AM
hahahah!!
good for him though..
good for him though..
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Posted 21 January 2008 - 05:51 AM
She's slow.
If she only had gotte the joke later, she'd would have gone to heaven.
If she only had gotte the joke later, she'd would have gone to heaven.
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