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#1 User is offline   aeisha 

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 10:01 PM

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should
just keep quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst
with happiness.

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 10:19 PM

LOL.

Damn, but seriously. o_o Wonder how many dolls she knit.
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 10:23 PM

OH SHAME, lmao. 95k by selling the times she has been angry
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 10:24 PM

LMAO. Dam...That's a lotta dolls!
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 10:55 PM

LOL
ouch.
that's a LOT of dolls
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 11:17 PM

LOL!
$95 000 and two dolls worth of guilt left for him XD
nice.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 05:06 AM

she ruined his happiness biggrin.gif
so funny ^^
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 05:47 AM

lol
loll
lolllllll

totally did not expect that
haha
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 06:32 AM

Burn,
She wins.

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You have angered the Sun god Ra, you must make amends immediately.
I've heard that Ra is a fan of fondue parties.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:06 AM

LMAOOO!! didnt expect that xDD
haha the guy must feel upset now

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 08:31 AM

LOL 95k. thats alot hahahaha./
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 10:10 AM

at first it seems like a sweet story, then she explains where the money came from...
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 11:44 AM

Haha, I thought this was going to be a happy ending...
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 01:29 PM

Lol, weeell.. How much did she sell the dolls for? x]

It was so sweet. But that's a hilarious ending. xD
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 02:00 PM

lol...

thats totally normal
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 02:05 PM

hahahaha! niceeeeeeeeeee
he got OWNED. i feel bad for him tho sad.gif
wonder how many dollies she made keke
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 02:19 PM

hahah..that's funny. =]
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 02:37 PM

LOL, oh gosh
thats A LOT of dolls
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 02:41 PM

I ddin't expect that at all lol.
She must angry at him a lot haha
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:15 PM

that must've been alot of dolls xD but so sweet. XD

i wanna see his facial expression after hearing that ):
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