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Funny Quotes & More lol some hilarious quotes and jokes i translated X]

#1 User is offline   c0llz10 

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Post icon  Posted 02 February 2008 - 04:48 PM

"Not everybody who don't wear pants, is perverted."



--Winnie D' Pooh



"Did you know that all i ever wanted was to get close to you?, but still you shooed me away."



-Cockroach



"Go ahead! I know you only want my body!"



-Shrimp



"Not everything that's green is nutritious."



-Plem



"I'm sick and tired of being passed back and forth!"



-Basketball



"I did everything to make you happy, is it that hard to stay with one? Why do you keep on changing?"



-TV



"You can't donate every blood that's in you."



-Period



"I know that in your eyes you see me happy. But why is it like that?! Everytime you people can't say anything else you use me?! Why do you always use me?! I'm tired of smiling!"



-Smiley face





The Drunk

There was a drunk guy who passed by a fat woman and her dog.

Drunk: Hey where'd you get the pig?!

Woman: It's a dog, not a pig you idiot!

Drunk: Stop bothering! I was asking the dog!




Animal


Wife: Hon, who's Trixie?

Husband: Oh that's my horse that I betted?/gambled on.

Wife: Oh really?! Ok you bastard go and answer the phone, your horse is calling!!!!!




Anniversary


Wife: Honey on our 20th anniversary what will your present be?

Husband: I'll take you to Africa.

Wife: Awwe that's sweet! How about on our 50th anniversary?

Husband: I'll pick you up and take you home.









lol i got these jokes from filipino websites and i just had to post and translate them XD tongue.gif
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 07:24 PM

LOLOL! I loved the anniversary one!!! biggrin.gif and the poor fat woman... haha.
Nice translating work~ Thanks for the laughs. :]


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Posted 02 February 2008 - 09:23 PM

Ahh I know these ones. They're even funnier in Tagalog.

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 02:31 AM

LOL, i loveee the Anniversary joke
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 03:19 AM

LMAOOO those were all so funny HAHA
those quote things are so cute xD haha

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 04:34 AM

Hahaha those are cool.. very funny indeed!
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 04:54 AM

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"Not everything that's green is nutritious."

-Plem


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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:01 AM

eww the phlegm one is yucky
lol at the anniversary
haha such funny quotes ..
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 11:38 AM

XD haha~ I enjoyed the anniversary one the most.
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 03:56 PM

haha i noe! it was kinda hard translating dem..
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 04:02 PM

LOL the drunk owned the fat lady XD
i like the anniversary one too!
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 04:09 PM

LMFAO at the husband&wife ones :3


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Posted 04 February 2008 - 05:20 PM

i LOLed at the last one ;3 the quotes are cute xD
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 05:29 PM

I like the anniversary one, LOL!! laugh.gif
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 09:26 PM

QUOTE
"I did everything to make you happy, is it that hard to stay with one? Why do you keep on changing?"



-TV
LOL that is so cute XD

QUOTE
Anniversary


Wife: Honey on our 20th anniversary what will your present be?

Husband: I'll take you to Africa.

Wife: Awwe that's sweet! How about on our 50th anniversary?

Husband: I'll pick you up and take you home.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 07:23 AM

LOL!!
I love the one with Winnie the Pooh and the anniversary thing
“I can’t forget” was a lie and the truth is that, “I don’t want to forget.”

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 11:50 AM

i read the anniversary one in tagalog xp
it's funnier =]
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 02:11 PM

LOL@ anniversary joke laugh.gif
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 03:33 PM

i heard the pig one before in tagalog lolz
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 03:10 PM

yupp dey r better in tagalog, cuz it makes more sense.
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