[c0llz10]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. Remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. And change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'... Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'... Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'... No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?



If this is a repost, then my bad! [i just wanted to post it since i couldn't help laughing.]

[koreanangel149]

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'... No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

hahah this one is the best! i'll use that next time lol

[Cupcakee]

Ahaha, so true! I always point to my wrist when asking for the time ahah

[aimee4ever]

XD I read these all in a different site. The last one isn't really true though. I don't always go on the bus when I see one. I wait for friends at the bus stop sometimes. It's not entirely strange for them to ask. It would make more sense to ask, "have you waited long?" but that's okayyy. :]

[jisatsu]

omg these are hilarious, especially number 4 haha!

[x0_saturn_0x]

hahahah those are funny lmao

[fading x dreams]

LOL.
this made me cheese
comepletely.
^^ all of them are true

[coffee]

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. Remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. And change the channel manually.

lmao, i do that! but it's because i'd rather find it while i'm up, so that i don't have to get up every time to switch the channel. i switch the channel a lot.. so yeah. hahah.

[sky.blue]

LMAOSS
thanks for sharing

<3floriee

[G-D]

LOL
the bus one is like when i'm at school
they ask " you're not home yet"
and it's like.. if i were at home i wouldn't be standing here..
LOL HAHA

[Lindoodoo]

LOLOL. I love #1, 5, & 9. XD That was funny.

[princepanda]

lol rofl funny that is so true i do it as well has the bus come yet
where the remote !!!

[konayuki28]

hahahaha its hilarious xDD

[joolee.]

I like number ten, people use to ask me that when I took the bus. -____-"

[SEXIElicious]

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'... No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

LOL maad funny imma use that next time

[skimchee]

lol I guess some of `em are funny, but some of them were ehhh.
most of the reponses were cynical/sarcastic

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

well new doesn't necessarily mean "never has been anything before it", it means there has never been anything like it*. Since it was an improvement, it was developed to become better and therefore whatever before it isn't the new product. So it's techincally new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

An eternity. History.

[fionarhz]

hahahaha, these are gold!

[sea.jk]

lmao i like the watch one XDD

[yee]

funny and true at the same time!!!

[Born: 1985]

Hehe, I've seen these before but they're still funny. lol