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Break Up Lines what's the worst/lamest/BS/cliche?

#1 User is offline   jliu6190 

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 01:27 PM

what are the worst/lamest/most BS/most cliche breakup lines you've ever heard/been told?

let's start off with:

"its not you, its me"
"i want to concentrate on my career right now"
"you're too good for me"
"your sister is hotter"
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 01:49 PM

"i'm gay."

totally lame line :x
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:07 PM

^ OMG I WAS SO GONNA SAY THAT ONE!!!!!
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:22 PM

QUOTE (addickshun @ Feb 8 2008, 03:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"i'm gay."

totally lame line :x



xD, its so insulting too. its like "DID I TURN U THAT WAY?!!? tears.gif "

haha
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:40 PM

definitely
it's not you, it's me

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:43 PM

"i want to concentrate on school right now"
"my mom says so."
hahahahhaa @ the "i'm gay" one.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:51 PM

"it's not you, it's me"

"you deserve someone better--someone who can treat you right"


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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:16 PM

"Its wasn't gonna work out between us"
But the damage has been done, not only to you,
My heart left in pieces,
Forever to glue…
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:22 PM

lmao at i'm gay laugh.gif

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Its wasn't gonna work out between us


pure lie~!
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:26 PM

I can't believe everyone forgot about the "Lets just be friends" one lol xD i used that one. I also used the, "I'm not over my ex and it wouldn't be fair to you." one as well xD

or for older people it would be "the passion just faded" or "you stopped going for botox" lol my friend used that one on his "older lady friend"
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:31 PM

"My religion doesn't allow me to date"


"I'm in an arranged marriage"


"I'm straight" - from a gay person.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:33 PM

It's not me it's you. Sorry, but you just kill my vibe.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 03:36 PM

"I want what's best for both of us."

Stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. cool.gif dry.gif
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 04:04 PM

i swear there was a thread like this.. but the "it wouldn't have worked out" kind of thing is lame.. especially when you know it takes both of you to make it work.. basically it means "i don't want to date you anymore"
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 04:07 PM

"i'm sorry but i need to focus on my education"

"my mom found out and she said i can't date"

lame. if someone actually said that and it's true prove me wrong.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 04:17 PM

"I'm a untruthworthy guy.. you're athesist! let's just be friends, you're like my sister"

all by the same guy.

and later wants me back and says "you're one of the most important people in my life. it was all my fault. one day, will you please forgive me?"

go choke on it mister. i cut him off cold turkey after the night he proved to be the biggest jerk i could have ever imagined
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 05:50 PM

"I saw you without make up."

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 05:58 PM

"I'm moving to another country".

wtf???! haha lame.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:36 PM

"let's just be friends."

whenever a guy says that, he avoids me at all cost afterward.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 06:44 PM

"You know that I love you... but [insert excuse to break up here]"
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