[ZIPzoomZAP]

me: SHOOT I LOST MY GLASSES!
friend: you're wearing them...


and

me: you dont look a day over 30

[i said this to my teacher, but shes like late 20s XD]


i got some other ones:

student: if there is inflation, there has to be deflation! [we're talking about the economy]

[yumidoma]

me: ooo cool! youre korean!! are you south or north???
krn chick: .... SOUTH!!!

i didn't get why she was so angry

hahahaha......i just try tht..........with the korean kids in my skool.....they would probably get offended or think i m weird

[onewithoutlove]

i dotn have one but my friend does
hahaha

we were watching a school play called spin.
it was about a spider (greek mythology)
and like she was sitting 1 row behind me.
as i was watching the play she texted me

her (Joann when will the girl turn into the spider)

me (i ernos christina you tell me)

her (man i wanna see how they will attach 6 legs onto her)

me (christina... a spider has 8 legs...)

i thought it was a pretty funny moment cause she thought a spider have 6 legs... that dumba.ss... HAHA

[seeepluss]

LOL this reminds me. .

so I was talking to my friend on msn and this is how the convo went:
me: what are you doing?
him: masturbating. .
me: oh. . is it a game?
him: yeah it is. .
me: what game?
him: -explains what it means-
me: oh. . EW WTF?!

LOL yes I felt stupid. .

[tiff80]

my friends keep making fun of me about it...even though it happend like almost 2 years ago? >< *sighs*

me: can I shoot you with a machete?
friends: ...
me: you know the gun...
friends: ...machete is a knife...
me: oh...

[ilovejaejoong]

friend: i cant drink milk
me: oh snap..your black toast and tolerant?

-__________________ -;;

HAHAHAHA best one

[_beBiiyOo_]

i was asking my friend: are satanists christians? LOL

what i meant to say was: are satanists former christian?, only because of one missed word she is always annoying me with that now....T^T

[lovetoday.]

planning to go mccas with friends but has no enough to buy drinks *

friend : lets just get free water
me: how much is free water ?
all of them : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

me : -___________________-"
they kept teasing me, and they talk about it every now and then
LOL

[seafood]

IMAOO with these, =]


i have someee

like 2 or 3 hours ago
me n my brother was talking about 7-11 (the store)
n i was likee "oh so 7-11 close at 7:11?"

&& this once time

I was on the phone with my friend
n she was like what are you watching?
at that time i was watching 7 heaven (you guys know that show)
n i was like "oh im watching 7-11"

or i was looking at a the world map n i was likeee

"whoaaa when did they move Africa under North America" (i thought South America was Africa, they look alike to me)
everyone in class laugh! i was thinking outloud.

[...MoMcMaster<3...]

k before i start i should say that i wear glasses and that i am like blind w/o them.
so yeah last year i went to the pool with my friend, Rachael.
i did a flip off the diving board and once i got out i shouted "Ohmigosh I CAN SEE!"
i turned to Rachael and i said "dude i don't know how it happened but i can see sooooo much better now. it has to be because of the water!"
she says or it could be that you went into the pool w/ your glasses on.
i was totally crushed. heck i thought the water was Holy or something....
we had a good laugh about it.

[HOSHIKO--]

i got a few XD

what day is Thurday?

cuban is an island

[Krn_Track_Star]

me: mom have u seen my keys?
mom: no i havent
me: help me find it im cuz im late
mom: where did u put it
me:i dont know (10 mins passes by n my mom starts laughing)
me: wutz soo funny
mom: ur keys are in ur hand babo
me: WOW IM SOO STUPID


haha. i felt like a blonde =(.

[Panda-asian*]

Here's a convo between my bro and his friend and me.

Me: Bi look!! The bird fell down the fence!!

Brother: Omg you're stupid. How can a bird fall down when it has wings?

Bro's friend: Ya, wait look!! It's diving instead!

Brother: You're both idiotics.

[StargazerBlue]

I said passionable once.......I blame Yoochun.

LOLOLOL I REMEMBER THAT XD. Junsu was like 'Huh? Passionable?'

Hmm, I can't actually remember any stupid stuff I've done...hmmm o-o

[angelaness]

this happened to my friend. ill still laugh about it know and then w/ her. heheh


girl- hey ur asian right?
me- yea y?
girl=good i wanna ask u something.
me-what?
girl-ok. how do u say hello in asian.
me-uh.... asian isnt a language. XD

[luxsandie]

The chocolate milk one is funny. Nearly died.

Well, I have a different vocabulary in my head and what I say (to keep the childishness in me). So I come back from an awesome sale at La Vie on Rose and want to tell me friends at school about it. My friends are all sitting down and proudly displaying my chest to them I say:

"Guys, I got a new pair of boobies yesterday!"


Another time was when one of my friends asked me for a pad. She is the quietest girl in the world and turns into a tomato when she's embarassed. So I tell her I'll give it to her after lunch or after I order my lunch, so no one would know.
The special for lunch is fries whose recipe comes from Mexico or is a Mexican dish (basically fries with beef and cheese on it).
And I say really loud so that I wouldn't get regular fries:

"Can I have Maxi-fries, please?"

[youngkyungloves]

haha.
well im naturally a babo so i tend to say very stupid things that others can't help but crack up.
well one day i saw this guy who looked exactly like my friend.
Me: "OMGOODNESS. guess what?"
Friend: "OMGOSH. what? [sarcastically]
Me: I saw the scariest thing in the world.
Friend: You? haha. Jk. what?
Me: There was a guy who looked exactly like you, except he was taller and had a moustache.
Friend: so you're calling me scary?
Me: .... What?

and another thing that happened was when i was going to the movies with this really hot oppa.
Oppa: hey, what do you want to watch?
while he was asking me this i was reading somebody's shirt and it said 'Rub me on your butt' you know the shirt from Delia's
without knowing it i replied
Me: Your butt... ahahahaha.
sometimes i have serious a.d.d issues
and the oppa was cracking up so hard.
Oppa: i never thought you were a pervert. hahahaha

i was at the supermarket with my mom
i got lost due to my a.d.d issues and was searching for my mom
i saw the back of this woman who had the same clothing as my mom, so of course i thought she was my mom
Me: Umma i got the mushrooms. Umma you should seriously work out you got fatter[ i always joke with my mom]
the woman turns around and Im like O-o
Me: ahahaha.
then i ran away.

[soyoung<3]

one time my friend was like

DUDE. that's not ALUMINUM it's FOIL!

[papiroflexia]

i was trying to tell my buddy 'aww you have such cute dimples'... but it came out...

me: aww you have such cute nipples.
him: ..... haha okay....

& i didnt notice what i said until few 32904823094823409234 minutes later. lol
D: lol he wouldnt stop making fun of me after that day..

LMAOO!

[Ali_Kay150]

i have alot..
soo..
my family was talking about education in different states and my sister goes..

sister: you know that (dont remember wut state) is the number one state with the best education
family: (all interested) really??
sister: yup and (dont remember wut state) is ranked 50
me: oh? than wuts 52?

another one..
Susan: GO WAKE UP GLORIA
me: finnee..
soo.. i walk in my glorias room and open the door and i go..
me: HELLO?
turns out she wasnt sleeping
Gloria: wut did u say?
me:

another one..
Lauren: Christy wants to talk to u on the phone
me: k
Christy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
me: YOUR WELCOME!
Lauren and Christy: (laughing)
and i didnt get why they were laughing until after 10 min.

theres one that my sisters friend said..
we were praying in church and while everyone was praying and she loudly asks..
are swedish fish from swedish?