[Princess_Sayori]

my friend and her blur-ness:

we were at a amusement park and she wanted to get cotton candy. (note: there were different flavours of cotton candy.)

friend: i want to buy some cotton candy!

me: so..go!

friend: come with me! i don't know what to say..

me: er..just say, "can i have some cotton candy?"

friend: but i want the one next to the purple one!

me (frustrated) :then just say, "may i have some pink cotton candy!??"

friend (innocent look): how do you know it's pink?

me: ......

[Rin<3]

Yeah, I've said/asked some really stupid things. One that pops into my head right now happened like a month or two ago.

~ In US History class ~

We were filling out this chart of events and when it happened (the year)...

Me: Hey, what goes in the fifth box?
Her: Election of 1840
Me: What's the date?

I guess I wasn't thinking, haha.

[boigenass]

hahahah I once said something and it happened the second later. So I told my friend it's like I had a 5th sense...I even made it worse by saying I have ESPN instead of ESP..ahahah

[cardamine]

What so special about asking when the 4th of july is? I'm from Europe so I really wouldn't know..

LOLLLLLLLLL
you're funneh =)
heh.....

[moochuchuu]

my friend was talking about nonsense one day.
&& then she said
her - "Oh my god. your a bi !?"
me - "Yep. Im a spy. an awesome one too."

o_o i have hearing problems

not really stupid but :[ i cant think of the moments!

[ludanmei]

not what I said, but more like what my sister said.
she says a lot of stupid things and it entertains me all the time.

one time she was looking at her baby photos and she looks a whole
lot different than what she does now. So she says...
"man.. i look like nothing."
when she was supposed to say something like "i look nothing like me"

another time was when we had to get our hot water tank replaced, so we
had no hot water at that time.
dad: we have no hot water at home so we can`t have a shower or wash the dishes
sister: awww what? then how are we gonna cook then?
me: uhhh... it`s what we call a STOVE

[jaexsong]

This was like 2 years ago in Chemistry class.
The teacher had this sign up for ppl who wanted to be like
a pediatricians- I forgot.
So our table mates were like, asking eachother what they
wanted to be in the future, I thought about mine for a long
time before they asked me so that I was all ready and set,
and to sound intellectual but that didn't happen.
"What do you want to be in the future?"
me: (pause) hm... a teacher (slowly).
"What do you want to teach?"
I thought really hard on this one.
Me: Kids.
THen I heard a roar of laughter and it took me like 5 sec
to realize what I said XP
I was like ok if they ask me again, I'll say I'll teach a certain
subject.
A month passed and finally we were into that discussion again.
"What do you want to be in the future?"
me: (pause) hm... a teacher (slowly).
"What do you want to teach?"
I thought really hard on this one.
Me: Kids. :/ I felt really stupid

Another stupid things I said,
I thought I knew it all, how to pronouce
things, and thot I was cool
aight= 8
pwned= pewned
efficient= "E"fficient

[simplyadorable]

this happened while we were playing ping pong and when its a tie they call it a DEUCE...
my friend missed the ball so it was a tie
me : DOUCHEE !! i was superr loud too
him : ROFL it's deucee
me : *crawls under the table*

[simplicityy.]

i know i said some stupid things but i can't remember any right now >.<
i remember things my cousin said though .

cousin : OMG ! it smells like poo in here !
me : no really. . . .
we were in an outhouse >.<

also :
uncle : jackie! (cousin) get the rice!
cousin: the white one?
uncle: No, the blue one !

she has her slow moments

[Rajesta]

i dotn have one but my friend does
hahaha

we were watching a school play called spin.
it was about a spider (greek mythology)
and like she was sitting 1 row behind me.
as i was watching the play she texted me

her (Joann when will the girl turn into the spider)

me (i ernos christina you tell me)

her (man i wanna see how they will attach 6 legs onto her)

me (christina... a spider has 8 legs...)

i thought it was a pretty funny moment cause she thought a spider have 6 legs... that dumba.ss... HAHA

6 legs plus her own two legs... >_>

[udonXD]

puahaha

well... there was one time when i woke up, saw a wall and asked my friends, "why is a wall there?" LOL

[YnNhiTrn]

One of the seniors at my school, the SGA student body president, an AP and IB student, was in history class and the teacher was telling them about how he was present at a historic airport bombing, and when he finishes, she raised her hand.

SGAPrez: Mr. Bullington, DID YOU SURVIVE? ^__^

..... It was one of the most well-known quotes of the year. When we were holding our yearly IB Senior Send-off, everyone involved was using that quote.

lol.

[Justalilodreamer]

had a stupid moment a few weeks ago i was talking to a teacher who knew my sister, so he was like "nice to meet you!" and without thinking, i said "thank you"

and then after a few seconds i realized what i said ..

[Cakee`]

corn is a fruit.

i was seriously not thinking.

[x0_saturn_0x]

last semester when my friend and i were taking our final social exam...
she was like, "who's your social teacher?"
me: o__O are you seriously asking that??
(we were in the same social class LOL)

[BendyStraw]

my mom, my sister, and myself were watching a documentary on the animal planet about lions...

Mom: It looks like a cat...

Me: It is a cat.

Sister: @_@

Mom: No, it looks like a cat-cat-cat-cat (she said cat four times in a row) cat? (question mark to show she was still confused that a lion was a cat)

[Mr Sung Jin]

Don't eat with your mouth full.

[lilmariah35]

my friend: yesterday, i ate at boston pizza!
me: boston like the town or boston like the restaurant?
my friend: LMAO *he thinks i was joking and he thinks i'm the funniest girl in town*
me: didn't understand why he was laughing so hard!!! i just say what comes in my mind, i didn't think about it!!

[YeXing]

Omg...Just thinking of what I said...It was when I was in 4th grade, about 10 years ago I guess?

Teacher: How many states are there in the US

Students: Fifty

Me: Fifty-one

We all said the "fifty" part in chorus, but when everyone stopped, I continued, and had the "one." There was total silence in the classroom when I said, "-one." And everyone laughed at me. LOL. Seriously, I was lied to. Apparently my cousin thought it was funny to instill misinformation in a 9 year old's mind.

But what happened to my friend was... One of my friends, E was talking about Kingdom Hearts and Sora. And F was talking about B, another friend. So E and F started talking about B, and E says, "I saw him on a bike."

Now, J, who only paid attention to the Kingdom Hearts rant, heard the "I saw him on a bike" and says, "Huh?! Sora rides a bike???!!!"

We all paused for a moment before bursting out in laughter. We still bring up "Sora rides a bike" every once in awhile to tease her.

[woofingcow]

me: what's eurovision?
friend: some show thing for countries in europe.
me: Is Australia in Eurovision?

I said while i was doing something else

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