[pucastar]

haha lol

teacher: whats a type of food with calcium (or something along those lines)
me: dairy. (sounding confident)
friends: laughing
teacher: giving a dirty
me: blushing... ohhh... cheese? milk??

haha

[DaAzNkIgGa627]

4th grade state capital quiz (I live in Minnesota by the way)

What is the capital of Minnesota: Minneapolis.

Wow 49/50... I got Minnesota wrong XD


Other stupid things.

5th grade Orchestra

Teacher: What is a stringed instrument in the orchestra?
Me: A banjo!

Yeah I have others, just can't think at the moment.

[__RoBo__]

In middle school this girl raised her hand to ask... "if the moon is so big....why does it look so small???"

[sagejin.]

LOL
wow ive said REALLY stupid things

my orchestra teacher: NO SHARPS! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
me : I dont see any blood *kid in front starts to crack up*

in science once.
kid giving presentation: Biggest bird in AMERICA is the Blue heron.
another boy : what about the ostritch?
the one giving presentation : they're in austrailia!
me: but i saw one at the Zoo!

To me, you don't sound dumb, you actually sound witty!

HAHAHA


I was in bible study one time.

My teacher was like "Angels are very loyal to GOD, when GOD say jump, the angels jump."

But I interrupted him saying -- "WAIT! God and the angels are in heaven, and angels have wings! Angels don't jump!"
All my friends laughed.
HAHAH, I don't know, I thought I sounded stupid. But the scene went something like that, I can't really remember what he actually said though.

[&taeJiN]

My friend, she's gullible so I like to joke around with her and once she came up to me and said...
Friend: I bit my tongue, it hurts!
Me: Then put detergent on it, it'll help
Friend: Omg, stop messing with me! Oh wait... Really?
Lmfaoz, that cracks me up still ==;;

[yuiyean]

*sigh* I have too many to recounts back.

I was out with a potential date one day for lunch, when I got into his car later it goes like this..

him : your door is not locked.
me : ( thinking he's asking about my house door) erm..not really. Depends on the time and day. I'm not often at hope so...yada..yada..yada..
him : (cont. listening until the very end)
me : so-what were you saying just now?
him : Your door (gesturing to the car door) is not properly closed.
me : ah... (mentally commited suicide)

[~koe*no*sainou~]

*sigh* I have too many to recounts back.

I was out with a potential date one day for lunch, when I got into his car later it goes like this..

him : your door is not locked.
me : ( thinking he's asking about my house door) erm..not really. Depends on the time and day. I'm not often at hope so...yada..yada..yada..
him : (cont. listening until the very end)
me : so-what were you saying just now?
him : Your door (gesturing to the car door) is not properly closed.
me : ah... (mentally commited suicide)

lmao!! that one's funny!! haha

[Lilaaa]

I didn't say this, but I remember my friend once told me she thought Korea was in Japan. I died laughing.
AND the sad thing was, her boyfriend back then was half korean! hahaha

[~koe*no*sainou~]

My friend and I were complaining about the heat one summer, and she said "Oh my gosh I'm gonna die!" and I said "NO, IF YOU DIE, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

.. "uh, i'll already be dead x'D"


HAHA and there was this one time in my Geometry class, I was asking someone what period they had Geometry x'D
Ahh , I felt like an idiot.

lmaooo...that happens to me like 10 times a month. i always end up asking someone "oh who do you have for______" or "what period do you have ______" and they'd be like "I sit right in front of you ;;;;"

[bcgirl5549]

OMG one time when my bother was young we were playing a board game:


(looks at map) Brother: Hey look theres a country called U R GAY! (Uruguay)


And we were all laughing SO hard ^^


Another one was a few months ago when we were getting ready for a reception:

Brother: I need someone to help me do a tie!?

Me: (walk up to him ) OH YEAH! WELL..................... YOU'RE FACE!


And when i was yonnger my sister told me that one of my cousins was trying to walk up the stairs to her bedroom, but eventually she rand into a wall haha!

[AntKun]

I was in a Cookery Class and I called the teacher, 'Mum' >.<

[Daikirai]

AIM convo btwn FusionGT2 and me:



Me: i'm 16 and 363 days old
Calvin: omfg ur bday is tmw
Me: no
Calvin: wait..2 days
Me: there are 365 days..


Calvin: *insert s word* ur gona put that on the thread
Me: I CAN ADD THAT IN THE THREAD

[FusionGT2]

I'm so dumb.=P

me: Ooo Emi are you gonna buy those shoes with money?
Emi: No you fcukwit i'm gonna buy them with foot lotion.

lol i love her sarcasm.

ROFLMAO

[lovesbride]

"Why do ducks float?"
"Oh! I know, because they're hollow! I saw this dead duck once and it was all hollow inside."
"No~ it's because their density is less than 1"
"...?"

My friend thought ducks were hollow~

[bbyneleh]

i was looking for my friend stephanie and cudnt find her so i asked debbie not knowing that i asked for the wrong person. LOL
it was so stupid.

me: where is debbie ?
debbie: i'm right here.
me: where is debbie.. ? :S
debbie. i'm right here !
me: WHAT ?! where is she ?
debbie: IM RIGHT HERE !!
me:.. think* OMG i mean where is stephanie ? HAHA
debbie: she is outside o__O" ..

im so dumb

[ice_princess09]

we own a computer shop so when someone's renting time is up...we ask them...

English version!
*12 m.n. closing time*
me: excuse me, are you going to extend your time?
customer: Ummm...yeah, one hour more...
me: sorry, you can't exntend anymore...

Tagalog Version:
me: Mag eextend po ba kayo?
costumer: Ocge, one hour pa...
me: sorry, hindi na po pwede mag extend...

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For me, that's funny...LOL

[shakki]

me:hi!
friend:hi!
me:are u in the knitting club?
friend: yeah. y?
me...h.. i was wondering.... is knitting fun club?

haha....

[MoonlightConfessionx3]

LOL I remember this one time when my friend said something stupid that made me LOL so hard

Friend: Miss, do you have the door to this room?
Teacher: I'm pretty sure the door's right in front of you.

[GL323]

haha once when i was little i went into cvs with my aunt and some worker comes up to me...

worker: are u here with an adult?
me: yes i'm here with my small mom

cuz..aunt can be like 작은엄마 lol

theres soo many stupid stuff i say....can't remember any more though.. ^^;

me:hi!
friend:hi!
me:are u in the knitting club?
friend: yeah. y?
me...h.. i was wondering.... is knitting fun club?

haha....

hahah i alwayss do that
i always say like exit emergency.. hehe

[skadoosh!]

lmao i love these;

i was trying to tell my buddy 'aww you have such cute dimples'... but it came out...

me: aww you have such cute nipples.
him: ..... haha okay....

& i didnt notice what i said until few 32904823094823409234 minutes later. lol
D: lol he wouldnt stop making fun of me after that day..

LOL well I know i've said some stupid stuff but my comments has never resulted to what my friend told me. He told that there was this girl in his biology class who asked the teacher:

"Doesn't an ANT turn into a CATERPILLAR?"

i was talking to my friend about her boyfriend (he's scottish)
heres how tyhe conversation went..

FRIEND *to another person* : my boyfriend is scottish, and his parents have the craziest scottish accents
ME * to my friend* : ..wait i thought he was from scotland.

my sister gave me a pen where there was like a puffy tip on top one day.
my friend: you're stupid.
me : how am i stupid!?!!?!? *tries to stuff the pen in my mouth*
my friend : SEE! THAT'S STUPID! WHO WOULD DO THAT?!

lololol
i remember one stupid thing i said..

*green car drives pass*
Me: i just saw a green car that looked like your car but green!
Friend: riiighhht...

is a duck a fish?

i have my moments too, but i dont remember them - they occur too often. :X