[Anuh]

i can't really remember what i've said... or maybe i'm just too embarrassed to say it, but just a few days ago, some girl in my government class said out loud:

"who is the president again? it's bush right? yeah that guy!"

[1nonly]

on a wednesday morning, my mom was trying to wake me up for school.
mom: "ti, wake up. get ready for school."
me: "but it's saturday."


i was still dreaming, apparently.

[x kawachi x]

Today at work, a customer ordered a strawberry smoothie and i asked "would you like to make it a strawberry baneener smoothie or just strawberry?"

She looked at me all weird and replied "Um...just strawberry please"

My face just totally flushed.

[catheezy]

LOL omg. this thread makes me laugh so much. strawberry baneener.

i always say stupid things, like can you hand me the soda of can?

i said like my friend built a book for her project.

i have so much more but i forget.

[x SaRaNg HaE x]

In Freshman year during PE, the teacher told us to go out the gym door and turn left.
I went out, blanked out, and asked aloud, "Where's left?"
Some guy cracked up and oh mang, I felt like a dumbass.

[min0uge]

i forgot what the situation was.. something about numbering things...
i blurted out.. in all seriousness

"what if we run out of numbers?"

[supertammie]

freshman year science class, my male teacher was talking about anatomy and pointed at his belly and said:
teacher: what in my body cleanses my blood of toxins?
me (really confident): I KNOW!
teacher: what?
me: PLACENTA!

[plumplum]

Me: Her sister's name is Adrienne. I think she was in that play Aladdin.

My mom: I love that name!

Me: ... Aladdin?

I was in humanities today and we were suppose to take pictures for our next project. My teacher asked us if we had the camera and we said yes. Then she goes, "Okay. You guys can go ahead and shoot each other now." lol

My yearbook teacher once said,

"If you need me, I'll be out shooting the sixth grade."

[Tubits]

My friend: Name a body part that starts with an "N"
Me: Knee
My friends: O.o

[mindey]

lol one time me and my friend was buying a birthday cake for her dad but we have to wait for 30 mins till the cake is
done

girl - sorry you guys have to wait for 30 mins
friend - its ok i guess we can just turn around n come back.
me - you mean walk around?
friend - laughs n pulled me out of the bakery

[whit3light]

i've said so many stupid things i don't remember ... maybe my friend would tho XD

a thing we always do...

this was during math class recently:
me: where's my ruller! OMG *turns to friend did you steal it?*
friend: no >_>
me: * looks under the desk, looks in pencilcase, looks in bag, take out everything and flip evrything inside out*





10 min later


me: OH FOUND IT!
friend: where was it
m: i was holding it ^-^"

[sweetcandies]

ordering burger king:

driver: do you want normal or double meat?

me: no.

[Eclipes]

lol since i remember now i better post it.
btw its my friend that asked this.

so we were in class and our teacher was telling us a story about some person driving off the road and hitting the ocean and he ends up drowning.
so my friend asks: Did he die?!
my teacher was like: O__O he drowned of course.
friend: so he died?!

(he didnt know what drowned means...) ahahahhaha

[shufflez]

i was doing a presentation for class and i grabbed one of those little magnet clip thingys to hang my poster up.
and i hella broke it LOL
a piece of it went flying across the room so i turned to my teacher and said

"will my grade affect the clip"

oh mann..that was so embarassing, but it was funny haha

[thejam89]

One of the stupidest conversations i've ever had,

one night, me & my best friend were talking about bee gees on the phone

Marie: hey, do you remember that bee gees song that goes Sings "ha ha ha ha Shaydalac shaydalac" ?
me: uhh... isn't it supposed to be "STAYIN ALIVE"
Marie: Oh yeah * starts laughing*



We still laugh about it whenever we hear that song ROFL

[glamchicdiva]

i've said a LOT of stupid things in my life, even more recently. but this is one of the stupidest:

Me: "Did you see my glasses? I can't find them anywhere"
(actually, before this convo, i DID search for my glasses)

My friend: "Uh.. You're wearing it, actually."

and she's damn right, i was wearing it ;

at that time i was so used to wearing glasses that i don't realize that i was wearing it.

stupid. stupid. stupid.

[Mentos]

I say a lot of dumb things without thinking.


My friend and I were in the car and I didn't have my glasses on.
We were listening to 102.7 but I didn't see the . and assumed that the : would be there.

Me: Omgosh, it's only 10:27?
Friend: ... that's the station. 102.7 KIIS FM. Sometimes I wonder if you're playing or being serious (referring to my stupidity).

I swear, Christine, I was damn serious.
I'm pretty stupid xP haha.

[promises]

Is that a photograph or a picture?

[onewithoutlove]

haha in my history class
we were learning about the vietnam war
and my teacher asked us
(what do you guys know about vietnam)
everybody was shouting out answers...
then i just have to make a fool outta myself and say
(VIETNAMS AN ISLAND!!)
GG :[
but i redeem myself and went up to point where vietnam
is on the map and vietnam ISNT an island LOL :]

[Kristtina]

i have a lot of ambarrasing things to remember:
1) one evening i ,my uncle and cousin were driving back home with a new car my uncle bought and were talking about it.my uncle says:this car uses dysel fuel.
and i relply: so dysel fuel isnt a benzine/petro,rightl?
the whole time my cousin was laughin and making fun of my thought,lol.

2)yesterday i was having dinner with my cousin and parents.they were talking about smth and i was just watching the fountain next to us.when my cousin asked:what do u think about the rising prices?
and i say:what nonsense are u talking about????
lol soo embarrasing