[tvxq-soul]

i have many
i called a male teacher 'ms.' < many times aswell as i called my teacher at middle school mom and after that she made fun of me.

[Kouti-pocky]

well my dorm had this rug that needs a specific vacuum cleaner... it was really wierd
so one time i tried this one vacuum cleaner and it barely worked

so i said...

this vacuum sucks and sucking

now that i think about it... sounds really stupid... no wonder my friend were laughing hysterically xDDDDDDDDD

[aoizora]

I said passionable once.......I blame Yoochun.

LOL omg I did that too!

Yeah my stupid thing...I have this habit of talking weirdly like putting 'sh' for the 's' sounds. So I was talking to my teachers and I was like, 'Haha you guys sh*t funny!'

yea haha. -3-;;

[TORI(♥)]

Well, I'm always awkward with strangers or like people working in shops.
When I leave I'd say thank you and all that kind of stuff.
One time, my friends and I were leaving a shop and the guy says, "See you later~"
And I automatically reply, "You too!"
Then I realized that didn't make sense, so I tried to save myself by saying, "Not really.. I mean..great.. yeah.."
I'm pretty sure that guy had a good laugh.

Sigh, I say too many stupid things.

[kuhat]

i was going to ask my friend if he's seen Death Note, the movie
but instead i asked, "have you seen Suicide Note?"
hhahah then i was like o_o oops i meant death note
suicide note is a fanfix that i was reading lol
he laughed at me after that..but so did i!

[Cupcakee]

Hahah I remembered something.
Awhile ago, I cut myself, not really cut myself, but you know how like when your finger gets caught in something and there's like a redish-pruplish spot under your skin? Well that happened to me and I literally yelled out, "Ahhh! I'm bleeding eternally!" I meant to say INternally xP

[(^__^)v]

I've done a lot of stupid things too but most of them I don't remember it. Some of my comments or the way I act can be funny at times. Other times my comments are just plain stupid. Here is one that I can remember.


My friends and I are walking thru the mall. My friend K and I were walking pretty closed while our other friends were far behind. As we were walking, my friend K decided to push me towards this old couple, that were walking in the opposite direction of ours. I turned to her and said in a kind of serious tone, "why you push me into old ppl. You want me to get sued?!" She burst out laughing and I started to laugh too. I realize how stupid my comment was but it was kind of funny. Our friends that were behind us had this kind of face . ahahaha.
The old couple wasn't that far behind when I said those words. They probably have heard it.

that was the best day x)

[The Legend]

omg these are hilarious! im cracking up so badly right now

so me and my friends were at an anime convention last year and we were lookin at the times of the anime showings.

me: omg *friend 1 name* its ronin warriors!! do you remember that show??
friend 1: hell yeah! ronin warriors was awesome!
friend 2: wait what?? porno warriors?!


man, i couldnt stop laughing at that for awhile.

oh, got another one

so this was back when i was in the 6th grade and our school bus driver wouldnt start the bus for awhile. (or somethin like that.) so this 8th grader goes "maan hurry up! i got things to see and people to do!"
(its supposed to be, i have people to see and things to do)

[mezzed]

Ahh I've said some really stupid things in the past...
But this one sticks to my brain.
It was during homeroom; after 2nd hour & a friend & I were doing our home work.
I just happened to have a sheet for American Gov. that I needed to do.

Me; hey____ what does it mean when it says name?
friend; what?
me; yeah right here, it says name, who's name are you supposed to put?
friend; your own.

She was looking at me like WTF?
Then I FINALLY see the hour line next to the name line & my friend just laughed.
It was just basically me being stupid & not knowing what to put for the Name line on the worksheet.

[Luu-who]

ahahha some of these are so hilarious.

hmmm, once at work me and my friend were singing ice ice baby and idk,
i ask really random questions sometimes so0o...

me: Whats the opposite of fire?
her: UHH, ICE obviously!!
me: isn't it water???!

[musicalflow.]

hahah. so funny ^^;

two incidents that I remember..

guy: So how was your summer?
friend: you too!

I was like.. wth? and I told her he asked you how was your summer and she was like, "OH!!! I thought he was like have a nice summer."

x-x-x

Me: Can I have popcorn chicken?
Waitress: okay, how spicy?
Me: Yeah.

lols T___T;

Me: Omg! You have your eyes crossfaced.
friend: ........ ugh.... ?
Me: crossfaced, duh T_T"
friend: you mean crosseyed?
Me: Yeah, duh T_T"

lol >_<

[JDM6]

We were at the beach and burying each other in the sand and making sand castles.

Me: We need some water to make the sand wet.
Friend: Yeah, I'll go get us some wet water.
Me: Wet water?! o__O

All of us looked at him and bursted in laughter.

[fruityloser]

my sister's moment. it still cracks me up everytime =)

Sis: okay, what do you want to drink?
me: Mocha Pearl with no pearls, okay? Mocha Pearl with no pearls.
Sis: okay. *walks up to counter*
me: Remember!! Mocha Pearl WITH NO PEARLS!
Sis: *gives me annoyed look* OKAY!!!! I GOT IT -.-

Cashier: Hi! How can i help you?
Sis: I'd like a Mocha Pearl with no mocha.
Cashier: Ummm okay? So you want just the pearls?
Sis: No, i want just the mocha.
Cashier: What?
Sis: I want a Mocha Pearl with no mocha.
Cashier: Right... so you want just the pearls??
Sis: Noo, i want just the mocha!
Cashier:
me: aiishhh... *smacks head*

[myxlove101]

My cousin and I were playing billiards and was talking about who's turn it was. xD

Cousin: Your turn.
Me: Noo~~ Its U turn.
Cousin: U turn??
Me: Yes.
Cousin: YAH!! We arent driving!!
Me: ..... Isnt it u turn??

Cousin: You mean its my turn, not yours??
Me: JUST HIT THE DAM* BALL ALREADY!!
----

[魚燕往返]

my sister's moment. it still cracks me up everytime =)

Sis: okay, what do you want to drink?
me: Mocha Pearl with no pearls, okay? Mocha Pearl with no pearls.
Sis: okay. *walks up to counter*
me: Remember!! Mocha Pearl WITH NO PEARLS!
Sis: *gives me annoyed look* OKAY!!!! I GOT IT -.-

Cashier: Hi! How can i help you?
Sis: I'd like a Mocha Pearl with no mocha.
Cashier: Ummm okay? So you want just the pearls?
Sis: No, i want just the mocha.
Cashier: What?
Sis: I want a Mocha Pearl with no mocha.
Cashier: Right... so you want just the pearls??
Sis: Noo, i want just the mocha!
Cashier:
me: aiishhh... *smacks head*

LMAO. I seriously laughed out loud reading this. haha, your sister is funny XD

[Illustrativeee]

I was a the cashier one time.. the customer wanted a can of the monster energy drink. we had 2 colors available. blue and green.

Me: So what color did you want? Red or Blue?
Customer : 0_0
Me: I mean Blue or Red?
Customer: 0_0
Me: I mean Blue or Green!!

'

[fiery_raye]

and another thing that happened was when i was going to the movies with this really hot oppa.
Oppa: hey, what do you want to watch?
while he was asking me this i was reading somebody's shirt and it said 'Rub me on your butt' you know the shirt from Delia's
without knowing it i replied
Me: Your butt... ahahahaha.
sometimes i have serious a.d.d issues
and the oppa was cracking up so hard.
Oppa: i never thought you were a pervert. hahahaha

omg took me awhile to put it together
but hella made me laugh xD lol !

hmm i'm too lazy to think of some so
i'll just say one that's already in my head :

my mom was telling me a story her co-worker
told her:

so he goes up to the mall's map and there's
this blonde girl there . and her friend goes
"okay so we are here"
blonde: "omg how does it know where we are !?"
all amused

and then my mom's co-worker has to walk
away to laugh .. haha !

[1nonly]

my sister's moment. it still cracks me up everytime =)

Sis: okay, what do you want to drink?
me: Mocha Pearl with no pearls, okay? Mocha Pearl with no pearls.
Sis: okay. *walks up to counter*
me: Remember!! Mocha Pearl WITH NO PEARLS!
Sis: *gives me annoyed look* OKAY!!!! I GOT IT -.-

Cashier: Hi! How can i help you?
Sis: I'd like a Mocha Pearl with no mocha.
Cashier: Ummm okay? So you want just the pearls?
Sis: No, i want just the mocha.
Cashier: What?
Sis: I want a Mocha Pearl with no mocha.
Cashier: Right... so you want just the pearls??
Sis: Noo, i want just the mocha!
Cashier:
me: aiishhh... *smacks head*

this one made me laugh out loud. very funny.

[YeXing]

It was a few years back when I was taking AP Euro in sophmore year. We were having an after school review session to get ready for the AP exam in a few weeks and my teacher starts off my saying some funny(untrue) things about Hitler to make us more interested. He goes on and on and we listen and laugh. Then he stops and says to a student, "You don't have to write this down." That student was the only one who didn't get it. Poor girl...

Another time, I was dong a final presentation for a class, and it was on methods of execution.
And I told the whole class:
"And you hang them until you run out of air...until you die." And the whole class laughs at me. =_=;

[kwok]

Well, I'm always awkward with strangers or like people working in shops.
When I leave I'd say thank you and all that kind of stuff.
One time, my friends and I were leaving a shop and the guy says, "See you later~"
And I automatically reply, "You too!"
Then I realized that didn't make sense, so I tried to save myself by saying, "Not really.. I mean..great.. yeah.."
I'm pretty sure that guy had a good laugh.

Sigh, I say too many stupid things.

LOL I DID THIS ONE TIME TOO! like right away, after the lady said "see yo-" "YOU TOO! " *walks away*