[mattymai]

girl: my dog got ran over...

me:...i almost ran over a dog once

lol

[ohemgee]

my aunt was wearing glasses and i was like "are you wearing contacts?"

another time. my friend had a nice breath after she sprayed her mouth with this candy spray

me: i like your breast (breath)
friend: wtf

LOOOLLLLLL my friendd still teasses mee till this day on.

[yamapiismine]

you know how when you eat in buffets
they ask you how old you are.
well i thought they were asking me for a drink
well this is what happened:

waiter: how old are you?
me:[i had my headphones on] coke.

and then i realized what just happened&started laughing.
haha.

[selvaspeedy]

another time. my friend had a nice breath after she sprayed her mouth with this candy spray

me: i like your breast (breath)
friend: wtf

nice one

I had lot of stupid moments... but I can't remember any of them now...
but I remember a comment a guy wrote before here at soompi thread...

he went to buy tampons for his gf... and when he went to the cashier (who was a hottie girl), she looked at the tampons and then looked at him... so he said: THEY'RE NOT MINE

LOL... I can't get over this one

[Senko]

Back in Biology class when we had to read out of the book, I would always say "orgasm" when reading "organism" ;

[사랑해.]

Haha! I can totally relate with the "orgasm" / "organism" thing. LOL.

[lsl25]

it was my friend's birthday and i by accident told her what i got for her. the stupid thing i said was at the end of the conversation......

me : eh, you know that day *anonymous * ask me what i got for you and i told her that i got you some anime stuff

everyone in the room : .......................

my friend : errrrr.....you just only told her what you got for her birthday

me : *being as blur as ever* i did?

birthday girl : yea. you did actually.

everyone in the room : laughs maniacly

well maybe its not that stupid but i feel stupid saying that when i think back

[brniz]

Friend: Whats the capital of Egypt??

Me: PYRAMID!

LOL!

[hkbiiatch.chehh]

i cbs typing everything out..so i'll just copy and past out of a msn convo ^^"~~~
WARNING these are actually quite dirty..cause i don't know my sex terms..~_~"~~ so yehh~~ hahahahahaha..anyways.. =x~



� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
nahh..i'm just gullible..my friends told me a gang bang is when a group of people shoot their guns randomly~~
� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
i believed them~~

� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
they told me 'uleh' means 'good friend' in jamaican..me: HEIII ANDII..YOU'RE MY ULEHH~!!

� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
they told me that a boner is a stick-like thing that guys play with..me: why don't girls play with it..??~~

� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
THEY ALSO TOLD ME..that a vibrator was a massager..>.>"~~ me: OOOHH..YOU SERIOUS..??~!! I WANT A VIBRATOR TOO NOW~!! [we were on the bus and i shouted it out =/~~]

� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
even more embarrassing..??~~ my friends were talking about a 'punani' how ever you spell it..and i had no idea what it was~~
� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
i asked them..i bugged them..they said: what do you think it is..?~?
� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
me: i don't know..it sounds like a tropical fruit to me~~
� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
them: yehh..then its' a tropical fruit [and they burst out laughing their little winky dinkys off]~~
� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
me: -suspicious-..no..what is it..?~
� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
and at htis time..we were crossing the road [at the glen]..and like..when i was about to cross..a car was coming..so i had to stop..and my friends already ran off~~
� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
so i'm like: WAIT GUYS~!! WHAT'S A PUNANI..??~!! WAIT WAIT WAIT~!! YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHAT A PUNANI IS YET~!!
� 超 肥 妹 ..수지 ♥♡ 난뚱뚱해 � says:
they run off faster~

[TheAsianLady]

OKay, so it was summer of '06 or '07 and yeahh i was invited to go to florida with myyy besttttt friend actually sister (: and yeah we wereee at downtown and in the sky we saw birds flying in a V-shape. sooooo i was trying to explain my friend whyyy they fly in a v-shape soo i was in the middle of a sentence when a group of HOTTT like WOAHH! guys come by and soooo, after that whole thing i continued on the bird subject and so it went liek this

Me: and soo the hot guys fly in a v-shape because its teh same distance apart *makes the v shape using fingers*
BFF: GUYS?! werent we talking about birds?!?!?
Me: ....yes... OH! right right right i meant birdssss!

and yeahh thats always been a thing we doo. see a hot dude = bird! and yeah people look at us weird when we say OH LOOK AT THATTT HOTTT BIRD but yeah (:

if you didnt laugh, you just hadd to be there to get it hahaha

[onetwothuy]

Haha, I always flip things around.
"Feel how hands my cold are!"
"Look! Her red is turning all face!"
=_=

[lonexsamurai]

My friend: Your such cockroach!
Me: Well, your a smelly foot! >=(
Her: Okay fine, i'll just step on you.
Me: ...*slowly gets it and walks off defeated*
----
LOL! How could i not see that one coming?

[trEEEEsh.]

i was talking to my friend..
and he asked what time is was.
so my phone said 21:37 and i told him i wasn't exactly sure what it meant.
he said that it meant 9:37 and that i should change the setting on my phone..
and then i said that my phone said to choose 12-hour or 24-hour time, so i chose 24-hours cuz i didn't want my days to be shortened..
he wouldn't freaking stop laughing at me.
minorly depressing.

[boigenass]

friend: You wanna hear a Helen Keller joke?
me: No...why would I care about some chick?
friend: Some chick?!
me: Yeah...I don't even know who she is.
friend: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HELEN KELLER IS?!
me: No! Does she go to our school?!
another friend: How can you not know who she is? EVERYONE knows her.
me:....Is she in ASB then?!

hahaha wow...

[yesitskate]

i forgot how to pronouce "jalapeno" and ordered a "gal-a-pen-o" pretzel ):

[Megan]

"hey! how to make a bootable d*ck?"
you know i really didn't mean to say that

[YeonCouture]

hahaha
i was at neiman marcus once and when i got home, i told my stepmom,
"Oh, you should have come to neiman marcus with us! They had these huge racks for sale full of shoes!"

and another one is i was in english class and we were analyzying a story about
sme rich person and the teacher asked, "so who was the rich person jealous of?"
and people were saying, the commoners, the poor people, the lower class people, the homeless
and without even thinking of the connotation of the word i yelled, "THE STREETWALKERS! -.-

omg and i just remembered another thing that happened to my brother.
it was when we barely moved to the US and didn't speak any english.
we were at home and we had ordered a pizza and when the pizza delivery came, my dad gave the
money to my brother and told him to say, "thank you, keep the change."
so my brother got the pizza and said, "thank you, keep the change" without knowing what it meant.
he thought it meant, "give me the change"
so when the pizza delivery guy took the money and said thank you, my brother started shouting at him "keep the change! keep the change! keep the change!" expecting to receive change, and the guy just kept saying, "ok, thank you thank you' and he started walking away an my brother ran after him shouting, "keep the change!!!!"
and then after like 5 minutes, he came back and told me dad in korean, "he didn't give me the change! i told him to, but he wouldn't! he just kept the money and ran!"

[Airporte]

I think I made a pretty stupid comment recently.

So, I was listening to some music at a fairly high level, and my hearing kind of dwindled after each song, I realized.

Me: I'm gonna go blind from this, lolol.
Me: ... Wait a moment...

[audacious]

spanish class

me: "augh i have so much homework today."
friend: "me too, my teachers suck etc."
me: "shoot! i forgot to write down my hw. What language do you take? italian right?"
friend:"dude, this is spanish class, i'm in your spanish class"

.....''

LOL, I thought you put spinach class! xD, yeah...

I just started laughing at these and I said "LOhaha!" I was supposed to say LOL! AND, I just stuck out my tongue while trying to laugh! ^^"

Yeah...

xDD, in Italian

Teacher: " You, read it!"
Me: " You mean out loud?"

Teacher: " OK, say your sentence."
Me: " Gesu leggere la Bible."
Teacher: "That makes no sense..."
Christina: " You just said that Jesus read the Bible! Hahahahah"
Me: ><"

I was pulling up my pants because they were falling and I said " Oh, my feet."

[killjoys]

"When I grow up, I want to be a football"